Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Mae West
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MAE WEST Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MAE WEST Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
MAE WEST When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST Between two evils, choose neither; between two goods, choose both.
TRYON EDWARDS Between two evils, choose neither; between two goods, choose both
TRYON EDWARDS Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD One has got to choose between the two evils, also between the lesser of the two evils in the matter ...
MORARJI DESAI A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST In politics the choice is constantly between two evils.
JOHN MORLEY How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST The choice before human beings, is not, as a rule, between good and evil but between two evils. —...
EREC STEBBINS One, two, three, Im gon be crazy and free.
NICK You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
MAE WEST I think you could find some waves on the west side of Denmark, but I never tried it.
LARS MIKKELSEN Ive never known a person to live to one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
JOSH BILLINGS I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
ANONYMOUS Of two evils I have chose the least.
MATTHEW PRIOR the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi
NICK HILL Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
OSCAR WILDE I honestly can't take this anymore. I just cant stand it seeing you with him any longer. I tried to ...
MAHMOUD EL HALLAB I had never seen the end of day and the beginning of the night greet each other. We were caught in t...
MADELEINE L’ENGLE Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
EDWARD LEAR Two old Bachelors were living in one house;/ One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
EDWARD LEAR Two of my boys are Manchester United fans; one is an Arsenal fan. Whenever there is a game I can tak...
DAVID BECKHAM A pessimist is one who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
OSCAR WILDE Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY firestar: jayfeather what does mallow look like?
jayfeather: i dont know, ive never seen any
ERIN HUNTER Ever afternoon, me and Baby Girl set in the. rocking chair before her nap. Ever afternoon, I tell he...
KATHRYN STOCKETT The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life tha...
CATHY GUISEWITE Of two evils, choose the prettier
CAROLYN WELLS Of two evils choose the prettier.
CAROLYN WELLS (During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST Whenever I hear any one, arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personal...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. Of two evils, choose neither.
C. H. (CHARLES HADDON) SPURGEON Of two evils, choose neither.
CHARLES HADDON SPURGEON Of two evils, choose neither
CHARLES H. SPURGEON It's stopping the lesser of the two evils.
NICOLE MAXEY Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, 'Too much of a go...
WARREN BUFFETT Joe Louis was one of my closest friends.... I'm a great boxing fan. I used to go to the American...
MICKEY ROONEY Of two evils we must always choose the least.
THOMAS A KEMPIS You are no longer the lesser of two evils.
GERALD PREISER Sometimes the only choice is the lesser of two evils.
DAN BROWN The lives of the best of us are spent in choosing between evils.
JUNIUS I tried to go backhand and maybe I got hooked. I just kind of tried to go backhand and it just slid ...
ANDRE ROY Internet and big data will eventually reduce the war between people and nations. That brings awarene...
WOHI PURANA I would imagine that men are caught between two issues. The rising cost of everything, houses, child...
JASON MURRAY Without realizing it, I fought to keep my two worlds separated. Without ever knowing why, I made sur...
MARILYN VAN DERBUR A translator, caught in the space between two tongues. Such people tend to come a little bit unglued...
ELENA MAULI SHAPIRO I had two passions growing up - one was music, one was technology. I tried to play in a band for a w...
DANIEL EK You'll never find another like me because im the original.
RACHEL W Ive done Hay Fever and this one was called Another Time by Ronald Harwood.
JEFFREY JONES (Condit) is a very good striker and caught me with one good elbow. I just tried to get him on the gr...
JAKE SHIELDS I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call m...
REBECCA WEST I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak...
NERISSA IRVING Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
HENNY YOUNGMAN Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
JERRY GARCIA Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
JERRY GARCIA Melville to Hawthorne: "In your stories, you seem to understand that the dramatic moments come not w...
MARK BEAUREGARD I can remember the last two series vividly - South Africa's home series here and the one in the West...
BRIAN LARA I've tried very hard and I've never found any resemblance between the people I know and the ...
FRANCOISE SAGAN i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL Throughout the week I just tried to take every snap I could. When my number is called, I just have t...
ALLAN EVRIDGE West Chicago caught some breaks earlier in the game. I guess in that last inning it was our turn.
GREG DIERKS Mae's first impulse was to die of shame, but she realized after a hot, stomach-clenching moment that...
SARAH REES BRENNAN We must as second best...take the least of the evils.
ARISTOTLE We claimed her to run on the turf. She caught two small fields so we'll take it in stride.
JOHN MARTIN I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We m...
ELIE WIESEL Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY If I take a tumble, I'll mae quite a splash, but at least I won't smash against the deck and make a ...
L.A. MEYER Of two evils choose the least.
[Lat., E duobus malis minimum eligendum.]
DESIDERIUS GERHARD ERASMUS Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i...
ED GOLOD For all evils there are two remedies - time and silence.
ALEXANDRE DUMAS I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I n...
GAYLORD PERRY Note To Kids: I Never Drunk Alcohol,, Smoked or did Drugs and Im Still Cool..
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this oppo...
ROSEANNE BARR The best moment for work or study never arrives; one should therefore work whenever one can.
DAVID LINDSAY I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We m...
ELIE WIESEL I just tried to give somebody a chance to catch it. He almost caught it.
JASON WHITE ive loved an ive falllen but yet until now ive always gotten back up but ur blow to the heart has su...
AMBER FAITH HUN Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had,
PETER GOULD Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical.
AMERICAN PROVERB Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical.
PROVERB He held up his index finger. "Rule one: in any dispute between mates, the
male is always to bla...
C.L. WILSON My father is black and my mother is white. Therefore, I could answer to either, which kind of makes ...
WENTWORTH MILLER One "no" averts seventy evils
INDIAN PROVERB One of the dreams of Zionism was to be a bridge. Instead, we are creating exclusion between the East...
A. B. YEHOSHUA The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
ANDY WARHOL If you have difficulties making a decision, choose the lesser of the two evils.
RAJNEESH Whenever you play a program the quality that Belleville West is, you have to take those opportunitie...
DARRELL BUTLER Between Nov. 5 and 19, the young hunter must take one of two offered safety courses that are 10 hour...
KIM ARBAUGH
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MAE WEST I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
MAE WEST It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
MAE WEST When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
MAE WEST A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
MAE WEST Sex is an emotion in motion
MAE WEST It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
MAE WEST I speak two languages, Body and English.
MAE WEST You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
MAE WEST When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
MAE WEST To err is human - but it feels divine
MAE WEST An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
MAE WEST Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
MAE WEST Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
MAE WEST Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
MAE WEST It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
MAE WEST When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
MAE WEST Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
MAE WEST Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
MAE WEST When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WEST Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
MAE WEST Sex is emotion in motion.
MAE WEST A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit ...
MAE WEST Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MAE WEST I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
MAE WEST I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
MAE WEST A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
MAE WEST A man in the house is worth two on the street.
MAE WEST I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
MAE WEST Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST 'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
MAE WEST You're never too old to become younger.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
MAE WEST Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea...
MAE WEST It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST Look your best--who said love is blind?
MAE WEST You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
MAE WEST I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
MAE WEST Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
MAE WEST I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
MAE WEST I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
MAE WEST I was Snow White but I drifted.
MAE WEST [Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
MAE WEST [Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
MAE WEST Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
MAE WEST Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST (During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I'v...
MAE WEST Volunteer activities can foster enormous leadership skills. The non professional volunteer world is ...
MAE WEST Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MAE WEST I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is last
MAE WEST Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
MAE WEST I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
MAE WEST