Where did you get that? ... Is it on sale already?

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.

He'll be alright.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!