Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living

Treat life as a suicide mission, take on the impossible jobs and attack with the gusto of someone who has nothing to lose.... and when you revel in victory, make like it's a dirty win

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."


My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull

Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity

When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you