Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - "

Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos.

Never trust a man with a penis.

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?