You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - "

Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.

Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos.

Never trust a man with a penis.

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?