Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me!

English television from the Fifties to the Nineties was the least bad in the world, and now it's just as bad as it is anywhere.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

He who laughs most, learns best.

It's exactly the same territory, and it's a complete coincidence.

The Meaning of Life