Why Don't you aim more to the right?

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.