'Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?'

we'll smoke some weed and do it

Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.

When I'm having a bad day, I pick up my guitar.

Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.

The things you do make me want to do crazy things.