Dave Barry
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Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp and efficient tool. Know your faili... 
Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp and efficient tool. Know your faili... 
Will any of those men under you ever really understand all this? They're professional cynics, and it... 
wasting what little breath he did have laughing at himself. Because sometimes, that’s all you coul... 
Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come t... 
If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... 
When he called me, my stomach went wrench! ... [I thought], Maybe Dave and I can buddy up and all of... 
And when your phone rings, pick it up. Open yourself up to the possibility a phone call offers. Disc... 
That's all right. You can call me Frodo. Go on, Dave, it's okay. 
When you're struggling with something, look at all the people around you and realize that every sing... 
Only through delayed gratification could you be able to come up with other virtues, character, trait... 
They all sort of get mixed up in my head, to be quite honest. They're all dealing with similar thing... 
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes. 
You hear stories about directors using manipulation to get actors to do certain things, but I think ... 
Well, then what the federal government should have done was accept the assistance of foreign countri... 
I'll call you," he repeated.
Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it. 
Why on earth do you carry a mirror around with you?” 
Michael gets everyone to go, to pepper the place with fun-to-see celebrities, ... When you show up a... 
Maybe thats what hell is. You go mad, and all your demonds come and get you just as fast as you can ... 
Giving up on a purposeful journey of life is as deadly as death! When you pursue with tenacity, and ... 
It's a long haul bringing up our children to be good; you have to keep doing that — bring them up ... 
When you're doing a film, you're on a set and you have retakes and you have time to get it r... 
You can't hold back. You can't think of the subtleties of playing. You just have to get out ... 
When you come off the court and you feel like you were losing the whole match, and all of a sudden y... 
The road back from degradation begins with self-awareness - and sometimes, as in 'Phone Booth,&#... 
The gym is somewhere you can go to just forget for an hour what you do for a living, what you are do... 
Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you,... 
When you meet up with a disagreeable person, never allow yourself to be upset. Say to yourself, if ... 
Making a record is a lot like surgery without an anesthetic. You first have to cut yourself up the m... 
Every single thing that you learn really just gives you more comfort. It's something I counsel k... 
If you hold back on the emotions--if you don't allow yourself to go all the way through them--you ca... 
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. 
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. 
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...