Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up

She's a big, fat woman star, and all big, fat women stars have a tough time with men.

Competing with other women wastes a lot of time, and I'm just not very good at it.

Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great thing with comedy is that most of the time, you could be orange. It doesn't matter, as long you're funny.

Paparazzi need more flattering lenses.

I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.