Women, Can't live with 'em, Pass the beer nuts.

(Woody) "What's up Mr Peterson?" (Norm) "My Nipples, It's 30 degrees outside..."

The American people are going to judge the majority party here today. If they go out here and vote for this rule that allows this provision to be stricken, they are voting against the men and women in the military of our country.

In the past, a lot of beer ads were about sex and pretty women. But these are funnier; they reach a broader audience - they reach everybody.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears