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Woo! We had no idea we would win. I can't get this freakin' smile off my face,


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JASON WESTROL I wake up each and every day with a smile on my face knowing I get to do something musically.
TWO CHAINZ And on seesaw Sunday nights, I'd woo who ever I would with my wicked eye!
DYLAN THOMAS But we had no idea, really, how much this was going to change the world.
DR. MARK KANE This was huge. If we had lost, we would have lost our chance to win the Big North.
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JEFFREY SIMPSON I had everything in my hands. I had 40-15 up. I felt if I could get the game, I would win the match.
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JIMMY EPPERLY I was so excited when I saw the letter. I had no idea I would be invited to something like this.
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DIRK NOWITZKI I smile and nod because I have no idea what's going on.
HITORI TSUKINO Our defense played well enough to win this game. We just had no offense.
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SEAN COLLINS We did what we needed to do; we gained some points here, ... A 43-point lead with three races is no ...
TONY STEWART We were really excited about it, but we had no idea that it was going to get that big of a response.
DEE TORRES I had no idea they were doing this.
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MONICA KUBENA It takes a lot of pressure off. We could just go out there and not have to worry about anything. We ...
DIANA SREBROVIC Laws of money;To get money in abundance,learn to woo it just like the way a man woos a lady,but this...
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WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT Tell me not of joy: there's none Now my little sparrow's gone; He, just as you, Would toy and woo, H...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT Our kids needed this win. We were coming off a tough loss last week and we've had three straight 4-6...
JEFF BERRY Cory always had an answer for everything. We will miss your cheeky face, your wit, your laugh and yo...
CRAIG JOHNSON Plain and simple, when you start a season, you start with the idea that you want to win a championsh...
BOB BRADLEY I thought all season we had our ups and downs. We had to put that all behind us. Hopefully, we can g...
KAMELA GISSENDANNER I had no idea it would be me. I'm from New Jersey.
GEORGE GUIDALL I just had this feeling we were going to win it. We just had more heart.
LAUREN DUSIN We cant always take every piece of equipment we have off-road, but we can take the MARCBOT off-road,...
JAMES DUNCAN There's no excuse for it. We did get complacent. We had a game in total control, it was there to win...
CHRIS CHELIOS I had no idea. We had the paperwork, but it was an oversight. No excuses. Whatever happens, we'll ac...
ADAM KLESS This is a good win against a good opponent. We had some struggles offensively but we played good def...
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JOSH BILLINGS It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to...
JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
JOSH BILLINGS I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
JOSH BILLINGS Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, no...
JOSH BILLINGS Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
JOSH BILLINGS One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit nev...
JOSH BILLINGS Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
JOSH BILLINGS Poverty is the step-mother of genius.
JOSH BILLINGS Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
JOSH BILLINGS Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgme...
JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing til...
JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ...
JOSH BILLINGS To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself.
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