Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

Professional is an apt definition for me, professional slouch, that is. I can be very professional at seeming to do work, but the real work is trying to do as little as possible, without getting caught by Trip or any nosey busybodies.

I'm overweight, despise change, and rarely, if ever, initiate anything. Unlike my friends, I’ve had no drama in my life which might qualify as box office material. If a little more drama came my way, however, I would probably need to purchase some courage in order to withstand it. Oh well, if a bit of change equals a bit of drama, I’m willing to risk it.

The P-38 WWII Nazi handgun looks comical lying on the breakfast table next to a bowl of oatmeal.

She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.

Women make the world go round; men turn it upside down.