You can find all types of men anywhere, but a smart man will always make you feel important and understood. And a woman can always tell when a man does it genuinely and effortlessly.

Then the truth is this: a good man can only aspire to be worthy of a good woman. She'll always be out of his league in ways he'll never understand. But he'll appreciate what he doesn't understand—if he's smart.

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.