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You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off

Robin McLaurin Williams

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In that last dance of chances

I shall partner you no more.

I shall watch another turn you

As you move across the floor.


In that last dance of chances

When I bid your life goodbye

I will hope she treats you kindly.

I will hope you learn to fly.


In that last dance of chances

When I know you'll not be mine

I will let you go with longing

And the hope that you'll be fine.


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We shall know each other's minds.

We shall part with our regrets

When the tie no longer binds.
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