The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs