You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble

I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy - "Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide."

I don't know what I would do now [on an abortion vote]

I'm chairman of the Bond Commission. I set the agenda. Unless someone can get a two-thirds vote to override me, it won't be on the agenda.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.