You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence.

Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

Try letting a Kindle protect your heart from sniper fire!

Superman's always chasing after someone who just mugged somebody, and I've never seen that happen in my life.

It's embarrassing to be involved in the same business as the mainstream comic thing. It's still very embarrassing to tell other adults that I draw comic books - their instant, preconceived notions of what that means.