You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't get hugged by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and you don't have children with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I want what everybody else wants: to love and to be loved, and to have a family. Being in love has always been the most important thing in my life.
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Related Prince presented us at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. BERNIE WORRELL The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is marketing. You've got a bunch of faceless people in a back roo... PAUL STANLEY That whole Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame thing - at least half the people in there don't have a pla... BUTCH TRUCKS I really don't feel the need to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because, at the end of the ... ALEX LIFESON It is a little off-putting to be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame and then be charged to g... GRAHAM NASH I have never been accepted. I'll never make the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They're never go... NANCY SINATRA I always felt that I was one of the women who helped lay the foundation for rock and roll. But I'd a... BRENDA LEE I'm not a big fan of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It's just a personal thing, not an ego ... STEVE PERRY I always felt that I was one of the women who helped lay the foundation for rock and roll. But I'... BRENDA LEE I'm in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on the One-Hit Wonder Wall. I'm still very troubled by... DEBBY BOONE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, bec... CONAN O'BRIEN Now, I don't know how they judge all that, but if anybody in the world deserves to be in the Roc... WAYLON JENNINGS The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame traditionally has had a management style that is very supportive of A... IAN ANDERSON I worked with Dionne Warwick, did shows with Bette Midler, and then I did the 25th anniversary of th... DARLENE LOVE I worked with Dionne Warwick, did shows with Bette Midler, and then I did the 25th anniversary of th... DARLENE LOVE We are just north of the Theater District, just east of the Galleria. We are only a few blocks from ... JANE CAMPBELL Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, bec... CONAN O'BRIEN Bruce has always been so nice to me, which is crazy, because he's one of my heroes. I'll never forge... MELISSA ETHERIDGE It's absurd for anybody to look around and hear the acts and artists who cite us as an inspirati... PAUL STANLEY Energy is so important. If you don't have it, don't bother with rock and roll. YOKO ONO Every musician, their goal in life is to play music that people love, and I've accomplished my g... STEVEN ADLER You can't have rock and roll without drugs, you can't have rock and roll without sex. RICK JAMES Sex and drugs and rock and roll. IAN DURY I'm a rock and roll singer. ADAM ANT I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, prim... TED NUGENT The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is not a public democratic organization; it's a private club basi... MICKY DOLENZ Deep Purple definitely belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 'Cause they had great songs, g... KIRK HAMMETT WWE asked me to be in the Hall of Fame, and I turned it down. You know why? They put Pete Rose in th... MR. T I'm not so rock and roll. I'm more techno. RAF SIMONS Rock and roll is here to stay. NEIL YOUNG I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck. TRE COOL You can't have rock and roll without drugs, you can't have rock and roll without sex. RICK JAMES And you know who lets them get away with lying? ... Baseball writers. Hardly any Hall of Fame voters... RICK REILLY I usually listen to classic rock and roll. CALEB LANDRY JONES This is the Pro Football Hall of Fame, not the Life Hall of Fame. EMMITT SMITH If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! KURT COBAIN Well, all rock and roll is based in artifice. BILLY CORGAN Rock and roll is - and should be - a kid's place. 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JOE HORRIGAN There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ... DAVE GROHL I would think if someone connected to steroids made the Hall of Fame, that would enhance my chances ... PETE ROSE Where is this great love for rock and roll that existed for 50 or 60 years? BILLY CORGAN It's a great honor to be included with all these other great athletes in the Hall of Fame, and it's ... BILL SEABURY So yeah, I play the piano for most of the show, but I like rock and roll. GAVIN DEGRAW In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity, in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll. YAHOO SERIOUS I wasn't in a lot of rock and roll bands. I was in jug bands and things when I was in school. LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III The world that I come from is the world of raves, hip-hop clubs, and rock and roll. MATISYAHU I am sure it will be mentioned and debated but from my standpoint I know who is in the Hall of Fame.... GARY SHEFFIELD Peace Love Rock and Roll!!! CARRIE UNDERWOOD Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's w... ELVIS PRESLEY It was always my belief that rock and roll belonged in the hands of the people, not rock stars. PATTI SMITH Rock and Roll has no beginning and no end for it is the very pulse of life itself. LARRY WILLIAMS I started off doing rock 'n' roll, and then I went back, a couple of albums ago, into writing rock '... JOHN CALE I don't know how much more expressive you can get than being a rock and roll singer. ROBERT PLANT Bill King has just been elected to the Hall of Fame. GEORGE BLANDA Rock is not dead, but it is The Walking Dead, with a few groups still trying to survive in a zombie ... MICHAEL P. NAUGHTON You never think that giving up two home runs to the same guy helped you get in the Hall of Fame. But... BRUCE SUTTER I have always believed that there is nothing greater than a life in rock n' roll - it has to be ... ATUL GAWANDE You see, rock and roll isn't a career or hobby - it's a life force. It's something very ... THE EDGE I want to be part of Major League Baseball's Hall of Fame, but I don't want to be part of th... BARRY BONDS You don't even have to say a player is going to the Hall of Fame anymore; you can just say he's goin... JOE HORRIGAN Until I win and prove myself, length doesn't get you the record, it doesn't get you in the Hall of F... BUBBA WATSON The museum is great. I can't believe Joe took this on. It is the perfect complement to the flagship ... BUTCH SPYRIDON I view my job as being someone who is supposed to piss people off. I don't want to be just one-of-th... MARILYN MANSON That was one of the things that James Taylor said about us when he inducted us into the Rock & Roll ... GRAHAM NASH I love classic rock, rock and roll, that's the top notch. I love soul - bluesy music as well. HALEY REINHART You know, there have been a lot of casualties in rock-n-roll. WARREN CUCCURULLO It's only rock and roll, my god! It's not rocket science. STEVEN ADLER What would rock and roll be without ambition, craziness, danger, and fun? PETE WENTZ If you want me in the Hall of Fame put me in because of some contributions that I have made to count... BUCK OWENS Music is my life. I brush my teeth with rock and roll! RICHIE SAMBORA The honor I feel today being inducted into the Hall of Fame is beyond what words can describe. My th... HANK STRAM I don't want to name names, but the least I can say about rock and roll is that I'm suspicio... MANUEL PUIG My existence is about making movies, so I've just got to rock and roll with the punches. You wan... ABEL FERRARA Elvis may be the King of Rock and Roll, but I am the Queen. LITTLE RICHARD I know I'm not Freddie Mercury or Ann Wilson, and that's okay. You don't have to be a gr... TAYLOR HAWKINS Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row. RALPH KINER I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at le... KURT VONNEGUT JR. Just like when rock and roll came of age, everybody wanted to be a rock star--as video games have co... CAROLYN RAUCH If you're looking for youth, you're looking for longevity, just take a dose of rock 'n' roll. It kee... HANK BALLARD He liked Kid Rock and most rock 'n' roll. EDWARD GOSWICK You guys are going to be inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame, ... What an honor. MARTIE MAGUIRE A manager gets in the Hall of Fame by what his players have done for him. EARL WEAVER It's an elite group. And once you're in the Hall, you're in the Hall. Up until now, I th... RYNE SANDBERG I use rock and jazz and blues rhythms because I love that music. I hope my poetry has a relationship... ADRIAN MITCHELL The sooner I get into the Hall of Fame the better. DAVE WINFIELD I was only fond of the music up to a point. Rock and roll wasn't really my love. DAN HICKS Ian Gillan, Roger Glover and I wanted to be a hard rock band - we wanted to play rock and roll only. RITCHIE BLACKMORE Im more in love with Rock n Roll today than other things. It grows, you know? BON SCOTT Just hold on. RANDOLPH RANDY CAMP
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