You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly! Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! Followers: He is! He is the Messiah! Brian: Now, fuck off! [silence] Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Everybody must be focused on cultivating their own land of promise

Every human being must cultivate their own land of promise

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?