You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

What is the world coming to?

Don't bite off more than you can chew

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.