I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.