To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.

You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.