You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.

If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total abundance of information and material.

I don't get on the phone and prank people and things like that on the phone with people, no.

Everybody's out to get something from somebody. 'Gold diggers' doesn't just mean money, it can mean time, it can mean feelings. It can mean anything when you're taking and not giving. When people don't know how to reciprocate.

You can be plain and smart, or pretty and smart. You can even be plain and dumb! You just have to be yourself.