You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.


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I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him ...
PAT SAJAK
I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yank...
PAT SAJAK
Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.
PAT SAJAK
That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one.
PAT SAJAK
The most important political task facing the out-of-power party - the Democrats for now - is creatin...
PAT SAJAK
Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attach...
PAT SAJAK
Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid u...
PAT SAJAK
I mean the terrorists are - are like a pimple, like a boil. They'll go away.
PAT ROBERTSON
I think the Democrats are catering to them, but, you know, in the entire history of the United State...
PAT ROBERTSON
But if there's an erosion at home, you know, Thomas Jefferson warned about a tyranny of an oliga...
PAT ROBERTSON
God created the world; the laws of nature were created by God. True science tries to find out what G...
PAT ROBERTSON
In Europe, the big word is tolerance. You tolerate everything.
PAT ROBERTSON
It's the tyranny of an oligarchy that I'm concerned about.
PAT ROBERTSON
I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.
PAT ROBERTSON
Islam is a violent, I was going to say religion, but it's not a religion. It's a political s...
PAT ROBERTSON
I just think it's shocking how many of these young people wind up in prison and they get turned ...
PAT ROBERTSON
The Ten Commandments are the most visible symbol because these commandments are recognized by Christ...
PAT ROBERTSON
The Supreme Court has insulted you over and over again, Lord. They've taken your Bible away from...
PAT ROBERTSON
I hate Alzheimer's. It is one of the most awful things because, here is a loved one, this is the...
PAT ROBERTSON
It seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of America's power. It has been the symbol of...
PAT ROBERTSON
I mean, if a person acts irresponsibly in his own life, he will pay the consequences. And it's n...
PAT ROBERTSON
Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy...
PAT ROBERTSON
The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ beca...
PAT ROBERTSON
Well the basic thesis is that there's a god in heaven who is all powerful who wants to help peop...
PAT ROBERTSON
People who hate God... take it out on innocent people.
PAT ROBERTSON
I'm parodied as being some right-wing fundamentalist extremist, it just isn't true. The paro...
PAT ROBERTSON
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husban...
PAT ROBERTSON
I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.
PAT ROBERTSON
Whatever it takes to win.
PAT RILEY
Public life is regarded as the crown of a career, and to young men it is the worthiest ambition. Pol...
PAT RILEY
You can never have enough talent.
PAT RILEY
All I did from day-to-day is coach. That's what my job was, that's what my passion was, and ...
PAT RILEY
Don't let other people tell you what you want.
PAT RILEY
The Ten Commandments were not a suggestion.
PAT RILEY
There's no such thing as coulda, shoulda, or woulda. If you shoulda and coulda, you woulda done ...
PAT RILEY
A particular shot or way of moving the ball can be a player's personal signature, but efficiency...
PAT RILEY
Great effort springs naturally from great attitude.
PAT RILEY
There's always the motivation of wanting to win. Everybody has that. But a champion needs, in hi...
PAT RILEY