You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar

I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

Eating a chocolate bunny with my bare hands makes me feel like a chocolate coyote.

Maureen would be sitting at the bar, ferociously playing charades.