You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.