You think Easter, you think yellow chickens. A lot of people instead of chocolate bunnies stuffing the Easter basket, they'll stick a real one in there.

Create a bedroom just like a luxury hotel that costs $600 a night. A great bed, wonderful linens, a chocolate on the pillow. Light candles and dim the lights. Male or female, anyone would love a room that has that feel.

I know all about you. You're the people waiting on the shoreline with the warm towels and the hot chocolate after the woman swims the English Channel.

It's way too early to make recommendations about whether people should eat more cocoa or chocolate.

I particularly like Hershey's chocolate, the kind which has almonds in it.

Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they're probably - and this must be said - total duds in bed.