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Remembering something from the past? you are creating it right now as evidence for who you are now.
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The purpose of making people feel uncomfortable is to play with their preconceptions.
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Mother Superior jump the gun...
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It's not about making the right choice.
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The most irritating movie character for me was that cradle-to-grave commie, Mary Poppins.
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It's been making some progress. It's just dealing with the mud, the ground is all saturated.
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Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.
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All day long you sit and sew,
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What lies ahead? Worrying about it or creating it. Both requires a choice, one opens the door.
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Delayed gratification is making a choice and making it your priority.
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Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.
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Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.
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Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.
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Making people uncomfortable is one of my hobbies.
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For you to lead a more productive, happier and fulfilled life you have to become comfortable about b...
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Talent is a gift, but character is a choice.
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Does 'interesting' mean something different in the scientific field than it does in normal life?
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Everything has it's own time and place, Transformation becomes effortless when we go with the flow.
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SUCCESS means making UNCOMFORTABLE commitments!
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There is obviously a lot of tension right now between the General Assembly and other organs about wh...
STEPHANE DUJARRIC
Absence of problems
   does not lead to happiness.
     Dealing with them does.
J. BENSON
The choice [is} a familiar one; stop making excuses and shift [your] perspective.
ANDREA GOEGLEIN
Queen of my tub, I merrily sing,
While the white foam rises high,
And sturdily wash, and r...
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Drowning his misery with alcohol and junk food was like sticking plaster on an infected cut. It mask...
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You have to choose where you look, and in making that choice you eliminate entire worlds
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Then that's what the Northern Lights are. All the lives that we're not living.
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Water flows because it's willing.
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Go with the flow even if there are rapids ahead.
JIM GENOVESE
Don't resist life, flow with it.
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Life is more like dancing than wrestling if you follow its rhythm.
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The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic.
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Longing hearts could only stand so much longing.
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I like being invisible. For me it's the perfect job for someone who's simultaneously shy and an irri...
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We have tears in our eyes
As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL
Martha Stewart was the one who really did show everybody that you can do everything.
TRISHA YEARWOOD
Millennials give comics the kind of adulation past generations reserved for musicians. We respect La...
ALEXANDRA PETRI
With the right to vote, our choice should be for the Holy Spirit to lead us and guide us.
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There's nothing more frustrating than dealing with someone who's not capable of making a decision.
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A lot of people, including business leaders, think the future belongs to China. Globalization is not...
JON MEACHAM
People selling content internationally need to be highly focused on selling the right product to the...
JON FELTHEIMER
As a member of Congress, and a parent, I understand the importance of ensuring that families are abl...
JON PORTER
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim o...
JON KATZ
When the Beatles wrote 'Paperback Writer,' it couldn't have been the same old thing. You...
JON BATISTE
I think that generally music should be a positive thing, I like Bob Marley's attitude: he said t...
JON FISHMAN
I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer.
JON ENGLISH
'Just looking at pictures' used to be considered cheating. No longer. The graphic novel is b...
JON SCIESZKA
'The Royals' has emerged as a breakout series that has become one of E Network's highest...
JON FELTHEIMER
A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge...
JON RONSON
I'd like to repeat the advice that I gave you before, in that I think you really should make a radic...
JON KRAKAUER
Happiness [is] only real when shared
JON KRAKAUER
It's not always necessary to be strong, but to feel strong.
JON KRAKAUER
You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning back.
JON ENGLISH
Yeah, that's the ticket.
JON LOVITZ
I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
JON TROAST
James Taylor may be an all-American boy but he isn't Horatio Alger, and the lionizing of many ro...
JON LANDAU
Words without deeds is an affront to the principle that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the...
JON CORZINE
Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT
I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER
I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM
Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM
Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ
One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM
'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU
I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI
If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM
If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA
I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER
When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER
With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER
Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ
A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ
If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ
Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ
It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ
Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
JON KATZ