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Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON She turned me into a newt.
... But I got better...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!...
GRAHAM CHAPMAN My mother is British; she's from Shrewsbury. She turned me onto 'Monty Python' very earl...
JASON BATEMAN She is our Newt Gingrich. She is our Tom DeLay.
JARVIS STEWART [She noted that Newt Gingrich's half-sister, who has come out as a lesbian, works for United Parcel ...
LIZZ WINSTEAD This isn't a slumber party.
JAMES DASHNER That is flat-out false, and I'm ashamed that you would compare me to Newt Gingrich. Nobody up here d...
HOWARD DEAN At the end of Season Four of 'Mr. Show,' instead of doing another season, everyone just thou...
SCOTT AUKERMAN Callista Gingrich has, I suspect, given Newt's advisers a giant headache. She's a constant p...
PATTI DAVIS Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
THE DOORS Newt Gingrich would cream Barack Obama in a debate.
MONICA CROWLEY Teresa stood up, surprising Thomas with her confidence.
“Guess he forgot to tell the little p...
JAMES DASHNER Romanes eunt domus
LIFE OF BRIAN My dad is into movies, and they let me watch movies. I was obsessed with Monty Python when I was in ...
CHARLIE TAHAN Order," Newt continued. "Order. You say that bloody word over and over in your shuck head. Reason we...
JAMES DASHNER And you, Tommy” the boy said, lowering his voice. “You’ve got a lot of nerve coming here and a...
JAMES DASHNER Kill me. If you’ve ever been my friend, kill me.
JAMES DASHNER I'd grown up loving English films. I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA I love Monty Python, Black Adder, Fawlty Towers. I'm a huge fan of British comedy.
ISLA FISHER I think Newt Gingrich has a proven track record of changing Washington and getting results.
J. C. WATTS Newt Gingrich seldom misses a chance to note that he is a historian.
ADAM HOCHSCHILD Newt Gingrich is a very intelligent man, if he says so himself.
JOHN PODHORETZ When you look at the results that Newt Gingrich got when he was speaker, he got results for the Amer...
J. C. WATTS Always look on the bright side of life. (Monty Python)
MICHAEL PALIN Am I the only person covering politics who ever noticed that Newt Gingrich is actually a nincompoop?
MOLLY IVINS No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.
ERIC IDLE You're Subject A-two," Newt answered. Then he lowered his eyes
"And?" Thomas pushed.
Newt ...
JAMES DASHNER Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout.
MICHELE BACHMANN Newt Gingrich has certainly seen his own empire rise - and fall.
CHRISTOPHER BUCKLEY Newt Scamander : "My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.
J.K. ROWLING I think former President Clinton and even Newt Gingrich have said it was a mistake to repeal Glass S...
MARTIN O'MALLEY I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothin...
JOE MANDE I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' toget...
MIRANDA KERR Every day I turn on my television set and I see Newt Gingrich on television, I rejoice.
MARTIN FROST I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers.' I'm a huge fan of...
ISLA FISHER No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not...
ERIC IDLE A walk?" said Catharine.
"One foot in front of the other," said Newt, "through leaves, over bri...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. Newt Gingrich has a restless and outsized intelligence that is tragically unleavened by any kind of ...
JOHN PODHORETZ 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail' is a hugely important movie to me. I remember watching it ...
JAMES GUNN As a little kid when I would watch 'Monty Python'... that would just blow me away because it...
REGGIE WATTS I will ensure the conservative legacy and leadership of Tom Price, Johnny Isakson, and Newt Gingrich...
KAREN HANDEL Newt: I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts!

Queenie: HO...
J.K. ROWLING That is a spin from out of nowhere, ... All I know is every time I give advice to Newt, he nods his ...
HENRY HYDE I had a period of thinking that I would have been called 'Newt the McPherson,' as in 'Ro...
NEWT GINGRICH 'Monty Python' is now more recognised by the films than by the TV series.
MARK GATISS I have no question that Newt Gingrich has the heart of a conservative reformer, the ability to rally...
RICK PERRY I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The O...
SETH MACFARLANE What's going on?" Newt asked, looking back and forth between Thomas and Aris. "Why're you guys looki...
JAMES DASHNER That’s my girl,” she said, her eyes holding a shared pain as she saw my confusion. “Al, where ...
KIM HARRISON I said that Sean Hannity took residence up Newt Gingrich's butt from 94 to 98. I got that from Briti...
AL FRANKEN If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And...
SETH MACFARLANE Newt Gingrich wrote a novel, and he's a short story. Bill Clinton wrote a biography, and he'...
JAMES MCBRIDE I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even st...
MICHAEL JAI WHITE I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated b...
HELEN MIRREN As Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich dedicated much of his energy to improving the lives of the ch...
DERRICK MAX I'm not a Gingrich fan. He's just difficult to work with. It's either Newt's way or ...
BOB DOLE If you heard 40 times in a day that Newt Gingrich takes the wings off of butterflies, eventually you...
KELLYANNE CONWAY First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON 'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our...
SCOTT ADSIT You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it lik...
ROBIN WILLIAMS Jacob: Tell me — has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?

Newt: My...
J.K. ROWLING Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked...
"Go ahead," Newt replied.
...
JAMES DASHNER The whole idea of creating saints, it's pure 'Monty Python.' They have to clock up two m...
RICHARD DAWKINS I have been afraid of putting air in a tire ever since I saw a tractor tire blow up and throw Newt H...
BARBARA KINGSOLVER Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice?
C...
RACHEL CAINE There have been a lot of conservative leaders and politicians who have been successful as book autho...
CRAIG SHIRLEY He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four po...
AL FRANKEN With time to think, the full reality of what had happened hit Thomas like a falling boulder. Ever si...
JAMES DASHNER To know wisdom is to be all knowledgeable ,to use that knowledge for the greater good is to no that ...
GARY F EVANS... So isn't it ironic that Newt Gingrich is attempting to put his ethic problems behind him with a plan...
DAVID BONIOR This isn't about more power for the president. It's about more votes for Newt Gingrich, and that's t...
LLOYD DOGGETT Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot an...
TERRY TEACHOUT What would be the nicest thing I could say about Newt Gingrich? He may be one of the great supporter...
BARNEY FRANK That Newt Gingrich or any mainstream Republican has the nerve to look down from what they perceive a...
HENRY ROLLINS I loved Monty Python for the wordplay--this sense that you didn’t have to squash your intelligence...
GEORGE SAUNDERS Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those Ja...
MIKE MYERS I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like ...
DYLAN MORAN I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make...
REGGIE WATTS You need to be clever to best him. Are you clever, Rachel?”
Oh God. She wants to know if I...
KIM HARRISON [House Speaker Newt Gingrich said,] I am glad now that the election is over to see that the presiden...
NEWT GINGRICH Shouldn't someone give a pep talk," Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from Alby.
JAMES DASHNER Take my word for it as the whip in the House that we have plenty of votes to re-elect Newt Gingrich,...
TOM DELAY Newt was sitting on the ground with Frypan and Minho, all three looking as if they were waiting for ...
JAMES DASHNER Remember that film 'Sliding Doors,' when John Hannah woos Gwyneth Paltrow by reciting Monty ...
STEPHEN MERCHANT On Geri Halliwell: She turned into a demonic little girl. It was genuinely scaring me.
ROBBIE WILLIAMS Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
BOB HOPE Everyone matures. When I was Newt's age, I thought I had the right answer to things. The baby-bo...
PETE DU PONT Newt Gingrich's job to capture the Congress was to give Republican candidates an edge and a dist...
PETE DU PONT The biggest threat to any politician is an artist. Comedians unleashed can do a great deal of damage...
MICHAEL MORIARTY This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that fo...
BILL MAHER He said ... Medicare was the worst federal program ever, ... Howard, you were agreeing with the very...
DICK GEPHARDT Caucuses are different than primaries, and winner-take-all primaries are how Mitt Romney eventually ...
KELLYANNE CONWAY The progressive movement needs more crazy and amoral/immoral right-wing politicians and pundits like...
MOBY I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a n...
MOLLY IVINS Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile abou...
MAURICE SENDAK It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
MONTY PYTHON I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON

More Monty Python

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
MONTY PYTHON I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON 'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
MONTY PYTHON Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in...
MONTY PYTHON We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
MONTY PYTHON This is a dead parrot!
MONTY PYTHON “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you… your heads addled with novels and poems. You come home...
MONTY PYTHON Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
MONTY PYTHON Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
MONTY PYTHON And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and ...
MONTY PYTHON You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!
MONTY PYTHON Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and...
MONTY PYTHON Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a t...
MONTY PYTHON Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
MONTY PYTHON Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
MONTY PYTHON Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
MONTY PYTHON I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that a...
MONTY PYTHON Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight fo...
MONTY PYTHON Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
MONTY PYTHON “Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather fo...
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, ...
MONTY PYTHON “This morning, shortly after 11 o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden...
MONTY PYTHON “Hampstead wasn’t good enough for you was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley. You and you...
MONTY PYTHON Vikings? There ain’t no vikings here. Just us honest farmers. The town was burning, the villagers ...
MONTY PYTHON There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not
MONTY PYTHON Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
MONTY PYTHON Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestl...
MONTY PYTHON Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by...
MONTY PYTHON And now for something completely different.
MONTY PYTHON I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
MONTY PYTHON First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
MONTY PYTHON Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
MONTY PYTHON Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer u...
MONTY PYTHON He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.
MONTY PYTHON My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white
MONTY PYTHON Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.
MONTY PYTHON Always look on the bright side of life.
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, an...
MONTY PYTHON If you act like you've only got fifteen minutes, it will take all day. Act like you've got all day, ...
MONTY ROBERTS I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
MONTY HALL When the season winds up there is a big sigh of relief, but it doesn't take much of the three months...
MONTY MORROW As I got more successful, I felt it was more incumbent upon me to help the other people. I did more ...
MONTY HALL The thing that Rodney does best is he sets the tempo for the way things are done around here. He's a...
MONTY BEISEL That was a heck of a run.
MONTY STUMBAUGH It doesn?t get any easier all year in the return game. Once they see that early in the year, they?re...
MONTY BEISEL Last year was the first year for the show at Bradley Square Mall and it went over really well. The t...
MONTY MORROW We are losing chairs on almost a daily basis.
MONTY STANSBURY We are trying to avoid that. This chair will accommodate a broad range of employees.
MONTY STANSBURY You're cannon fodder unless you move the ball laterally on these wickets, but we utilized the ball a...
MONTY PANESAR It was my first experience playing with him - and playing with my other team-mates. It was great to ...
MONTY PANESAR It was gut wrenching, ... To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, ...
MONTY BEISEL It was gut wrenching. To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, I me...
MONTY BEISEL It took us four to five years to build a championship (at Southwestern). I think we've been making s...
MONTY LEWIS We shot ourselves in the foot with some opportunities more or less the whole game.
MONTY LEWIS I can't believe that. Let us win that first game and then we'll talk.
MONTY LEWIS He's everything we need. He doesn't have gaudy numbers, but his only focus is on being the best quar...
MONTY LEWIS I will say, incidentally, he was wide open and might have scored. There wasn't anybody around him. T...
MONTY LEWIS Scott Oakes thinks he's solely responsible for our losing, and he's not.
MONTY LEWIS We finally got some asphalt last week. I think the potholes have been patched so far. But it's still...
MONTY JACKSON Of course when I got to be a star on "Let's Make a Deal," I started getting 20 calls a week. I would...
MONTY HALL This season has really gotten off to a good start. The Cleveland Speedway fans and competitors have ...
MONTY MORROW The number of driveways is limited based upon the spacing as they front onto the county roadways. To...
MONTY STANSBURY The crowd chant his name when he comes on to bowl, when he gets on the team bus there are big cheers...
MONTY PANESAR Our defense really came together in that KW game. On both sides of the ball, our line has gotten so ...
MONTY LEWIS I have heard of juror disobedience.
MONTY HORMEL Actually, I'm an overnight success, but it took twenty years.
MONTY HALL Modern life is, for most of us, a kind of serfdom to mortgage, job and the constant assault to consu...
MONTY DON Kansas City wanted me back. I also visited Green Bay and Pittsburgh. But I just felt the opportunity...
MONTY BEISEL I had been riding horses before my memory kicked in, so my life with horses had no beginning. It sim...
MONTY ROBERTS I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
MONTY HALL Just from a pure motivation standpoint and the way he gets out there and plays the game it's uplifti...
MONTY BEISEL They feel like it was the first time they had a real vote on this issue.
MONTY SALYER I'd like to ask if we can obtain copies of what their needs were then. I'm hoping we will renew that...
MONTY SALYER The expectation was that the only problem with people on welfare was that they didn't have a job. Wh...
MONTY MARTIN The union was aware of the changing business environment even prior to negotiations.
MONTY VEST