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Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.
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ISLA FISHER Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
THE DOORS Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.
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SCOTT AUKERMAN Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those Ja...
MIKE MYERS Romanes eunt domus
LIFE OF BRIAN I usually keep my personal style simple and streamlined. I like classic colors like black, white, an...
AERIN LAUDER I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers.' I'm a huge fan of...
ISLA FISHER In my eyes, there are no white people, no black people, no any color people. JUST PEOPLE.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER See in black and white. Live in color.
KAYLI JEAN KACOYANNAKIS My mother is British; she's from Shrewsbury. She turned me onto 'Monty Python' very earl...
JASON BATEMAN Always look on the bright side of life. (Monty Python)
MICHAEL PALIN People said Ove saw the world in black and white. But she was color. All the color he had.
FREDRIK BACKMAN The world is more than black and white. Seeing everything in color helps me raise my spirit and find...
JODI LIVON You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it lik...
ROBIN WILLIAMS Yeah, many can add a small amount of a "white" happiness color to your "red" simple life color but i...
KAGABO BURANGA JACQUES Color can do anything that black-and-white can.
VINCENTE MINNELLI No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.
ERIC IDLE Black is the color of night. White is the true color of death
MELISSA DE LA CRUZ 'Monty Python' is now more recognised by the films than by the TV series.
MARK GATISS My dad is into movies, and they let me watch movies. I was obsessed with Monty Python when I was in ...
CHARLIE TAHAN Color is the overpowering of black; white – the final victory over black.
DEJAN STOJANOVIC Even when your life is full of color, you still need to be reminded that things come in black and wh...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS Black and white creates a strange dreamscape that color never can.
JACK ANTONOFF Black and white is abstract; color is not. Looking at a black and white photograph, you are already ...
JOEL STERNFELD It feels so separate, like I’ve touched something that’s taken the color out of me. Or maybe I�...
KENDARE BLAKE I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' toget...
MIRANDA KERR No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not...
ERIC IDLE Hiding in all the thorns, there is a yellow rose.
BEN OAK My black-and-white work is more of a celebration, and the color work became more of a critique of so...
MARTIN PARR I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The O...
SETH MACFARLANE I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated b...
HELEN MIRREN It's black and color, but blue and white I'm having also, but I have also brocade, like Chinese broc...
WOLFGANG JOOP Television isn't black and white anymore, and neither are people
WILLIAM TODD I don't photograph in color, I don't photograph in black and white, I photograph in truth.
RODEL NATIVIDAD CASIO If you look beyond the lies, then you will see the truth.
Remember: Just because it's black and...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS 'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our...
SCOTT ADSIT In the beginning it was all black and white.
MAUREEN O'HARA People add color to their story because they think it happened in black and white.
TAWNY LARA I'd grown up loving English films. I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA When you photograph people in color, you photograph their clothes. But when you photograph people in...
TED GRANT First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON I read that prior to the advent of color TV, most people dreamed in black and white.
DAMIAN LOEB Love isn't always as easy as black and white, love comes in every color of the rainbow
ANDREW GRIFFEY CARRERE If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And...
SETH MACFARLANE The whole idea of creating saints, it's pure 'Monty Python.' They have to clock up two m...
RICHARD DAWKINS I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Ph...
LARRY THE CABLE GUY I don't understand people who dream in black and white. I just don't get it. My dreams have ...
GARY ROSS I'm immigrant. I'm democrat but I'm politically incorrect. We living in a colorblind society who bee...
BETA METANI' MARASHI Richard has informed me he is shopping for his white picket fence. I'm happy behind my black wrought...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON There are no more white linen sofas in my house. We have a rule here: Anything below 36 inches has t...
CANDICE OLSON I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make...
REGGIE WATTS Some people like living in black and white worlds. Let them stay there. Appreciate all the colors yo...
ASHLY LORENZANA I like making black and white films in natural surroundings, but I much prefer shooting a color film...
CLAUDE CHABROL White-on-white crime is a devastation in America like so-called black-on-black crime. It's not b...
MICHAEL ERIC DYSON Women think of all colors except the absence of color. I have said that black has it all. White too....
COCO CHANEL For grey matter, there is no black and white. If you think in black and white, then you do not use e...
PETEK KABAKCI I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even st...
MICHAEL JAI WHITE I like boring black and white films with subtitles. I'm basically a drip.
HENRY ROLLINS I don't believe any color in particular can bring good luck. I think it's just a coincidence...
KAJAL AGGARWAL I used to rely on black-and-white, and while I was working on 'Smile,' I learned to adapt to...
RAINA TELGEMEIER In Harlem, I got all my black friends. But when I go downtown, I got black, white, Asian, Indian fri...
ASAP ROCKY This world that we live in would be perfect if there were less prejudice and people who think they a...
WERLEY NORTREUS I have friends that match underwear to what they wear. They like the fact that they aren't just blac...
ERIC TOMLINSON To me, a poem that's in rhyme and meter is the difference between watching a film in full color ...
X. J. KENNEDY A major problem for Black women, and all people of color, when we are challenged to oppose anti-Semi...
BARBARA SMITH A major problem for Black women, and all people of color, when we are challenged to oppose anti-Semi...
BARBARA SMITH 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail' is a hugely important movie to me. I remember watching it ...
JAMES GUNN I started to work in television for three or four years, in 1954. There was one channel of televisio...
UMBERTO ECO The television industry doesn't like to see the compexity of the world. It prefers simple reporting,...
KRZYSZTOF KIESLOWSKI That's why for Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society the colors are black and white. There are no...
ZAKK WYLDE We don't just live in a black and white world anymore. In recent decades, the color brown has become...
JAMES CAMPBELL There is no black-and-white situation. It's all part of life. Highs, lows, middles.
VAN MORRISON Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot an...
TERRY TEACHOUT My clothes are predominately black and my home is predominantly white.
FRAN DRESCHER I loved Monty Python for the wordplay--this sense that you didn’t have to squash your intelligence...
GEORGE SAUNDERS Don’t you dare come into my world and tell me what color the ocean is! It’s black. Black as midn...
NADIA SCRIEVA I come home that morning, after I been fired, and stood outside my house with my new work shoes on. ...
KATHRYN STOCKETT American television, for all its faults, still has a black presence in shows and even in commercials...
DAVID HAREWOOD And my point was one I think that you'd agree with, which is there's no room in America for ...
NEWT GINGRICH Life is not just black and white, there are a million shades in between.
HANIF HASSAN BARBHUIYA Black is the absence of all color. White is the presence of all colors. I suppose life must be one o...
MARY BALOGH Sure, I look like a white man. But my heart is as black as anyone's here.
GEORGE WALLACE Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there ...
ROWAN ATKINSON Some people live such boring lives; it’s Black & White, so dead! I choose to color my life with Fu...
RVM Even drawing gray hair at all is difficult to render in black and white.
ALISON BECHDEL It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
MONTY PYTHON I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON 'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
MONTY PYTHON Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in...
MONTY PYTHON We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
MONTY PYTHON

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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
MONTY PYTHON I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
MONTY PYTHON The Castle Aaahhhgggg - our quest is at an end.
MONTY PYTHON No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
MONTY PYTHON The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
MONTY PYTHON We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
MONTY PYTHON 'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two em...
MONTY PYTHON He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone ...
MONTY PYTHON What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconut...
MONTY PYTHON Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out ...
MONTY PYTHON Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Oth...
MONTY PYTHON Of course, it’s a bit of a jump, isn’t it? I mean, er… chartered accountancy to lion taming in...
MONTY PYTHON We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b...
MONTY PYTHON This is a dead parrot!
MONTY PYTHON “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you… your heads addled with novels and poems. You come home...
MONTY PYTHON Honesty, simplicity and truth are the secret to his comedy,
MONTY PYTHON Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
MONTY PYTHON And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
MONTY PYTHON NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and ...
MONTY PYTHON You don't like her??? She's beautiful and rich... and got huge...... tracks of land!
MONTY PYTHON -She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better...
MONTY PYTHON Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and...
MONTY PYTHON Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a t...
MONTY PYTHON Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
MONTY PYTHON Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
MONTY PYTHON Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
MONTY PYTHON I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general...
MONTY PYTHON I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that a...
MONTY PYTHON Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight fo...
MONTY PYTHON Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
MONTY PYTHON “Ah, Mr Anchovy! Do sit down.” “Thank you. Take the weight off the feet, eh? Lovely weather fo...
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, ...
MONTY PYTHON “This morning, shortly after 11 o’clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibbley road. Sudden...
MONTY PYTHON “Hampstead wasn’t good enough for you was it? You had to go poncing off to Barnsley. You and you...
MONTY PYTHON Vikings? There ain’t no vikings here. Just us honest farmers. The town was burning, the villagers ...
MONTY PYTHON There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not
MONTY PYTHON Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
MONTY PYTHON Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestl...
MONTY PYTHON Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by...
MONTY PYTHON And now for something completely different.
MONTY PYTHON I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
MONTY PYTHON First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, ...
MONTY PYTHON He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
MONTY PYTHON Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
MONTY PYTHON Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer u...
MONTY PYTHON He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.
MONTY PYTHON Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.
MONTY PYTHON Always look on the bright side of life.
MONTY PYTHON “It was a fantastic success. Over 60 000 times more powerful than Britain’s great pre-war joke, an...
MONTY PYTHON If you act like you've only got fifteen minutes, it will take all day. Act like you've got all day, ...
MONTY ROBERTS I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
MONTY HALL When the season winds up there is a big sigh of relief, but it doesn't take much of the three months...
MONTY MORROW As I got more successful, I felt it was more incumbent upon me to help the other people. I did more ...
MONTY HALL The thing that Rodney does best is he sets the tempo for the way things are done around here. He's a...
MONTY BEISEL That was a heck of a run.
MONTY STUMBAUGH It doesn?t get any easier all year in the return game. Once they see that early in the year, they?re...
MONTY BEISEL Last year was the first year for the show at Bradley Square Mall and it went over really well. The t...
MONTY MORROW We are losing chairs on almost a daily basis.
MONTY STANSBURY We are trying to avoid that. This chair will accommodate a broad range of employees.
MONTY STANSBURY You're cannon fodder unless you move the ball laterally on these wickets, but we utilized the ball a...
MONTY PANESAR It was my first experience playing with him - and playing with my other team-mates. It was great to ...
MONTY PANESAR It was gut wrenching, ... To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, ...
MONTY BEISEL It was gut wrenching. To come into our house as a 2-1 team and to lose to Diego the way we did, I me...
MONTY BEISEL It took us four to five years to build a championship (at Southwestern). I think we've been making s...
MONTY LEWIS We shot ourselves in the foot with some opportunities more or less the whole game.
MONTY LEWIS I can't believe that. Let us win that first game and then we'll talk.
MONTY LEWIS He's everything we need. He doesn't have gaudy numbers, but his only focus is on being the best quar...
MONTY LEWIS I will say, incidentally, he was wide open and might have scored. There wasn't anybody around him. T...
MONTY LEWIS Scott Oakes thinks he's solely responsible for our losing, and he's not.
MONTY LEWIS We finally got some asphalt last week. I think the potholes have been patched so far. But it's still...
MONTY JACKSON Of course when I got to be a star on "Let's Make a Deal," I started getting 20 calls a week. I would...
MONTY HALL This season has really gotten off to a good start. The Cleveland Speedway fans and competitors have ...
MONTY MORROW The number of driveways is limited based upon the spacing as they front onto the county roadways. To...
MONTY STANSBURY The crowd chant his name when he comes on to bowl, when he gets on the team bus there are big cheers...
MONTY PANESAR Our defense really came together in that KW game. On both sides of the ball, our line has gotten so ...
MONTY LEWIS I have heard of juror disobedience.
MONTY HORMEL Actually, I'm an overnight success, but it took twenty years.
MONTY HALL Modern life is, for most of us, a kind of serfdom to mortgage, job and the constant assault to consu...
MONTY DON Kansas City wanted me back. I also visited Green Bay and Pittsburgh. But I just felt the opportunity...
MONTY BEISEL I had been riding horses before my memory kicked in, so my life with horses had no beginning. It sim...
MONTY ROBERTS I've had it. I did 4,700 episodes. Isn't that enough?
MONTY HALL Just from a pure motivation standpoint and the way he gets out there and plays the game it's uplifti...
MONTY BEISEL They feel like it was the first time they had a real vote on this issue.
MONTY SALYER I'd like to ask if we can obtain copies of what their needs were then. I'm hoping we will renew that...
MONTY SALYER The expectation was that the only problem with people on welfare was that they didn't have a job. Wh...
MONTY MARTIN The union was aware of the changing business environment even prior to negotiations.
MONTY VEST