Monty Python
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your gener... 
I fart in your general direction. 
I loved Monty Python for the wordplay--this sense that you didn’t have to squash your intelligence... 
These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your wor... 
Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it lik... 
You don't have to be famous. You just have to make your mother and father proud of you. 
I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated b... 
Being a good person begins with being a wise person. Then, when you follow your conscience, will you... 
They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people ... 
Your father you esteem.
Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ... 
I wanna be inside your heaven
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. 
Surely,' I said, 'you don't think that you are going to die because you dreamed you saw your old fat... 
I've learned a lot since I was a new mother. My approach to struggle and shame now is to talk to... 
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Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? 
Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'S... 
I love Monty Python, Black Adder, Fawlty Towers. I'm a huge fan of British comedy. 
I just started using this app called Wine and Dine. It's like Instagram, but only for food. You ... 
Tell me the direction of your thoughts and I will tell you the direction of your life! 
If your mother cooks Italian food, why should you go to a restaurant? 
I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even st... 
My mother is British; she's from Shrewsbury. She turned me onto 'Monty Python' very earl... 
Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation. 
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role. 
And there’s others like taxidermist! You can’t just go, “Oh, I was just working at the chip sh... 
No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad. 
O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g... 
Maybe if I share the path I walk then a little more of your pain will vanish. I want you to heal, wh... 
My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.”
Your father used to come home to my mother, and why may not I be
a chippe of the same block out of ... 
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Philly ain't a good environment for you when you headed in a different direction. Bad things hap... 
If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food. 
I loved you without knowing it, and I looked for your memory.
do tou think i would speak for you? i dont even know your language 
I was given away. If your mother gives you away, you think everybody who comes into your life is goi... 
when you don't know where your headed you find places no one else would ever think to explore 
Then my mother shocked me. She said, " All those things that you want from your relationship, Liz? I... 
I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers.' I'm a huge fan of... 
Fuck you," said Czernobog. "Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rod... 
I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' toget... 
You think about child abuse and you think of a father viciously attacking a daughter or a son, but i... 
Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission. 
Rehvenge, I’m talking to you more than I speak with my mahmen.”
It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? 
I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there? 
'What? Ridden on a horse?'
If you act like you've only got fifteen minutes, it will take all day. Act like you've got all day, ...