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A cynic is a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, and not as they ought to be.


Ambrose Bierce

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Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
AMBROSE BIERCE Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
AMBROSE BIERCE Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be.
AMBROSE BIERCE Vision is not seeing things as they are, but as they will be.
UNKNOWN Intelligence sees things as they are; wisdom sees things as they should be.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Common sense is seeing things as they are; and doing things as they ought to be.
HARRIET BEECHER STOWE There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.” ~ Ambrose ...
J.J. MCAVOY Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
C. E. STOWE Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
CRE There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Each of us sees things not as they are but as we are.
JACK PROVONSHA In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part...
RAJAT MOHAN A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ...
MAUREEN JOHNSON The words I'm singing now Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS A flattering painter, who made it his care To draw men as they ought to be, not as they are.
OLIVER GOLDSMITH A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can.
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE Would you want you as a friend?
PETER STROPLE It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a...
ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm...
SUPERNA BATHEJA No formal course in fiction-writing can equal a close and observant perusal of the stories of Edgar ...
H. P. LOVECRAFT The poet, being an imitator like a painter or any other artist, must of necessity imitate one of thr...
ARISTOTLE Books are not absolutely dead things, but do contain a certain potency of life in them, to be as act...
JOHN MILTON Books are not absolutely dead things, but do contain a potency of life in them to be as active as th...
JOHN MILTON Corruption and hypocrisy ought not to be inevitable products of democracy, as they undoubtedly are t...
MAHATMA GANDHI For books are not absolutely dead things, but do contain a potency of life in them to be as active a...
JOHN MILTON For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: / Whos...
BIBLE No great artist ever sees things as they really are, if he did he would cease to be an artist.
OSCAR WILDE No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist.
OSCAR WILDE No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did he would cease to be an artist.
OSCAR WILDE An inventor is a man who looks upon the world and is not contented with things as they are. He wants...
ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL He that goeth about to persuade a multitude that they are not so well governed as they ought to be s...
RICHARD HOOKER He that goeth about to persuade a multitude that they are not so well governed as they ought to be, ...
RICHARD HOOKER We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are, not as they are said ...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW They can be as angry as they want to. They ought to be ashamed. They're the ones that let a pedophil...
RITA COSBY If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe...
QUENTIN CRISP This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS Common sense is seeing things as they are, and doing things as they should be done.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A person who can look inside into his soul sees then with his vision one and all standing outside ar...
ANUJ SOMANY Parents ought not be afraid to talk to their children early and often about sex, love and relationsh...
BILL ALBERT Rita Cosby: Live and Direct. They can be as angry as they want to. They ought to be ashamed. They're...
ELEANOR COOK And, each in his separate star, / Shall draw the Thing as he sees it for the God of things as they a...
RUDYARD KIPLING Failed plans should not be interpreted as a failed vision. Visions don't change, they are only r...
JOHN C. MAXWELL Generalizations, like brooms, ought not to stand in a corner forever; they ought to sweep as a matte...
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JOHN MILTON Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable...
JOHANN VON GOETHE Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE While some consider God's standards as too confining, a true believer sees them as loving and freein...
CRAIG GROESCHEL They said, "You have a blue guitar,/ You do not play things as they are."/ The man replied, "Things ...
WALLACE STEVENS Where neither go wrong, the naive only see the world as a victim of bad doctrine; the cynic only see...
CRISS JAMI They said, You have a blue guitar, you do not play things as they are. The man replied, Things as th...
WALLACE STEVENS Learn to see things as they really are, not as we imagine they are.
VERNON HOWARD Feast of Augustine, first Archbishop of Canterbury, 605 We must try to be at one and the same tim...
ALEC R. VIDLER Woman, essentially a purist, is naturally bigoted and relentless in her effort to make others as goo...
EMMA GOLDMAN The poet sees better than other mortals. I do not see things as they are, but according to my own su...
ROBERT SCHUMANN Once we recognize the fact that every individual is a treasury of hidden and unsuspected qualities, ...
CHARLES H. PERCY Cranks live by theory, not by pure desire. They want votes, peace, nuts, liberty, and spinning-looms...
ROSE MACAULAY The inventor...looks upon the world and is not contented with things as they are. He wants to improv...
ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL Learn to see things as they are; not as you are.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Poetry is a counterfeit creation, and makes things that are not, as though they were
JOHN DONNE A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung...
PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE The only way to do my job without optimism would be as a cynic, and that's not my nature.
JON SNOW As far as his vision is concerned, [Gore] is probably the most natural of all of them. He runs low...
DON SOLDINGER The earth is the earth as a peasant sees it, the world is the world as a duchess sees it, and anyway...
GERTRUDE STEIN Cops aren't really your friends, they are trying to be your friends but they are not....

DEYTH BANGER History is replete with blunders written by sycophants.
TOMICHAN MATHEIKAL They who are ashamed of what they ought not to be ashamed of, and are not ashamed of what they ought...
FRIEDRICH MAX MULLER It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be, s...
JANE AUSTEN A man will speedily sit down and sympathize with a friend's griefs, but if he sees him honored a...
CHARLES SPURGEON You see things as they are and ask, 'Why?' I dream things as they never were and ask, 'Why not?'
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
HERB COHEN A pessimist, they say, sees a glass of water as being half empty; an optimist sees the same glass...
G. DONALD GALE We see things as we are, not as they are.
LEO ROSTEN We see people and things not as they are, but as we are.
ANTHONY DE MELLO Sex joins two people spiritually and emotionally as well as physically. This is its purpose-to bond ...
CRAIG GROESCHEL You will be practicing with them twice a day, and they are just as good as you are. They will be jus...
JUSTIN BRAY How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS Remember that things are not always as they appear to be… Curiosity creates possibilities and oppo...
ROY T. BENNETT Nobody sees any one as he is, let alone an elderly lady sitting opposite a strange young man in a ra...
VIRGINIA WOOLF We see things not as they are but as we are.
JOHN MILTON We see things not as they are, but as we are.
UNKNOWN After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as the...
OSCAR WILDE These two, and the U.S. team, are in such a good space right now. They are strictly tunnel vision. N...
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ROB AYOUB God sees the workplace of some people as a mission field, where they are to fulfill their calling
SUNDAY ADELAJA Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things
in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ...
E.J. PATTEN We ought to reverence books; to look on them as useful and mighty things. If they are good and true,...
CHARLES KINGSLEY We ought to reverence books; to look on them as useful and mighty things. If they are good and true,...
CHARLES KINGSLEY The child of three or four is saturated with adult rules. His universe is dominated by the idea that...
JEAN PIAGET Faith is the vision of the heart; it sees God in the dark as well as in the day.
SOURCE UNKNOWN There is a reason why all things are as they are.
BRAM STOKER Laws are man-made! They can be faulty, they can be childish, they can be ridiculous, they can be sil...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be.
THOMAS PAINE It is my belief that books are living things.... And as living things, they need to be protected.
HOLLY BLACK Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish; but wish the things which happen to...
EPICTETUS Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right.
POPE FRANCIS He says some things which are taken as gospel, when they ought to be disputed. When he writes 'Coura...
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AMBROSE BIERCE Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction ...
AMBROSE BIERCE The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
AMBROSE BIERCE TELEPHONE n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeab...
AMBROSE BIERCE Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
AMBROSE BIERCE Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
AMBROSE BIERCE Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
AMBROSE BIERCE Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
AMBROSE BIERCE Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and wa...
AMBROSE BIERCE The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.
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