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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.


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DR. LAUDER LINDSAY Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
JOSH BILLINGS The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billin...
JOSH BILLINGS Sean: Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
GOOD WILL HUNTING The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
MARKUS ZUSAK There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. -Josh Billings.
JOSH BILLINGS Real loss only occurs when you lose something that you love more than yourself
PROVERB Hating yourself is like hating what God loves. God loves you, so love yourself and love what God lov...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR The only thing I want is to be with you, kissing you and telling you that I love you more than anyon...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE Because I think she loves you more than she loves sex. And you love her more than you love alcohol, ...
KRISTA RITCHIE is the only thing like a corn dog that you do.
CHARLIE PALMER If you want to feel rich, try to sell the thing which you love more than yourself.
VIKRANT PARSAI The first thing is to convince yourself that life's more fun if you love yourself. Don't worry about...
DR. LYNN CUTTS If you love yourself, you love everybody else as you do yourself. As long as you love another person...
MEISTER ECKHART Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in ...
BUTCH HANCOCK Josh Billings wrote, “It’s not what a man knows that hurts him; it’s what he knows that isn’...
BRIAN TRACY I love you more than you love yourself! A fact you will never realize.
RAMANA PEMMARAJU I love you like the sun and rain loves the earth
ROSA M. BETANCES Never pluck flowers if you love them, for a thorn loves them more than you do.
VIKRANT PARSAI The only thing worse than losing someone you love is never having someone to love that you can lose.
CARL WHITE There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking d...
THOMAS WOLFE There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking d...
TOM WOLFE In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. -Josh Billings.
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DANNY SILK Passion lingers on a state of bliss
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MUNIA KHAN To love another more than you actually love yourself is to be foolishly in love.
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most beautiful darling
more than anyone on the earth
and I like yo...
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VIKRANT PARSAI Who loves me will love my dog
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RAIN BOJANGLES The only constant you have from Point A, your birth to Point B, your death is you. There is no point...
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SAMUEL H. LOWE Perhaps watching someone you love suffer can teach you even more than suffering yourself can.
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J.R.R. TOLKIEN no one needs love from you
more than you need love from you.

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JOSH BILLINGS Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
JOSH BILLINGS Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy a...
JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way
JOSH BILLINGS Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's ...
JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well
JOSH BILLINGS Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
JOSH BILLINGS the squeeky wheel gets the grease.
JOSH BILLINGS Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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