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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.


Mae West

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DELESHA SHANTAE BUFORD A man who has a million dollars is as well off as if her were rich.
JOHN JACOB ASTOR Every dollar you spend on training saves you two dollars on advertising.
JIM SULLIVAN Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST You don't leave behind box office scores or how many dollars changed hands.
ALEX VAN HALEN A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS I converted Ethiopian Birr into dollars, ... and spent 32,000 dollars for one, 12,000 for another.
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JEAN DELLIOS I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's so petty.
IMELDA MARCOS A man with a million dollars can be as happy nowadays as though he were rich.
WARD MCALLISTER Beauty and desire to possess have driven men mad for centuries. Add a hundred and twenty billion dol...
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DEAN BAKER I can't stand going out to one more dinner with some Mrs. So-and-So who might leave a million do...
DANIEL BARENBOIM I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
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JENNIFER JASON LEIGH I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's so petty.
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MAE WEST If you're not using your smile, you're like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkboo...
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MARTIN H. FISCHER Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things...
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LARRY FEINBERG One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars?
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RITA RUDNER Two million dollars is only small when you're talking about Washington, D.C.
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BEN BERNANKE You can't assign dollars and cents to it.
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MAE WEST One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
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MAE WEST I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
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MAE WEST I'm tired, send one of them home
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MAE WEST Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
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MAE WEST No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
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MAE WEST Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
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MAE WEST Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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MAE WEST The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST The curve is more powerful than the sword.
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