A man must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.

It's a funny old world - a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.

I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.