A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going to go down that well. I used to do some Jewish jokes because when I started, I used to play lots of Jewish country clubs.

I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.