A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot."

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

You can hit it with a hammer, and it absorbs the blow.

Anytime we can get 26 points and 10 assists from Sir-Lee and Kellen, I'm happy. In the last two games, we haven't had but nine assists in each outing. This is the type of all-around effort it's going to take for our team to be successful.

Paul always came across as the perfect policeman. He was a spit-and-polish officer. He never complained about any duty. Never. But what we've been through this past week wasn't duty. It was hell.

Grownups have to say 'please,' too.