A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
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SHERRY MARIE GALLAGHER You must invent your own games and teach us old ones how to play.
NIKKI GIOVANNI It's a joke. The city of Key West is its own worst enemy.
JOHN JONES The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
FRIEDRICH SCHILLER It is function of government to invent philosophies to explain the demands of its own convenience.
MURRAY KEMPTON It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
BRENDAN BEHAN A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' ...
JENNY ECLAIR Poor men seek meat for their stomach, rich men stomach for their meat. English Proverb
ENGLISH PROVERB Poor men seek meat for their stomach, rich men stomach for their meat. English Proverb
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NICHOLSON BAKER Laughter is inner jogging.
LAUGHTER Until a friend or relative has applied a particular proverb to your own life, or until you've wa...
NICHOLSON BAKER Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother. -Arab proverb.
ARAB PROVERB I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter, because I really am quite the joke.
PETA WILSON Dictators never invent their own opportunities.
R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER Dictators never invent their own opportunities.
RICHARD BUCKMINSTER FULLER We must not see any person as an abstraction. Instead, we must see in every person a universe with i...
ELIE WIESEL It gives me confidence to know that what I'm writing has a veracity of its own without me having...
MICHAEL MORPURGO Our world will not die as the result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of ban...
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE People love to beat up on the poor umpire. It's like its own sport.
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JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY According to the ancient Chinese proverb, "A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single st...
JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you u...
BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal.
MARIE LU Must a government, of necessity, be too strong for the liberties of its own people, or too weak to m...
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IAN WATSON Each generation must recreate liberty for its own times.
FLORENCE ELLINWOOD ALLEN In order to rise from its own ashes, a Phoenix first must burn.
OCTAVIA E. BUTLER Ego must be strong enough to witness its own destruction.
DR HITESH C SHETH Ego must be strong enough to withstand its own destruction.
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun.
EOIN COLFER The world must see that Israel can stand on its own.
BRYAN HAIR A proverb is not a proverb to you until life has illustrated it.
JOHN KEATS There is a kind of laughter people laugh at public events, as if a joke were a charity auction and t...
WILLIAM MCILVANNEY A bird must rely on its own wings if it is to conquer the sky.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO A proverb is no proverb to you until life has illustrated it.
JOHN KEATS A proverb is no proverb to you until life has illustrated it
JOHN KEATS The free world must not prove itself worthy of its own past.
DWIGHT D EISENHOWER The free world must now prove itself worthy of its own past.
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER The free world must not prove itself worthy of its own past.
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER The free world must not prove itself worthy of its own past.
DWIGHT EISENHOWER Laughter to begin with was probably glee at the misfortunes of others. The baring of the teeth in l...
ERIC HOFFER Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. -Chinese proverb.
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN Once you raise your own child and you will comprehend the hardship of your parents.
– Chinese prov...
CHINESE PROVERB China's apprentice period must now come to a close, and China must act as a fully accountable partic...
KARAN BHATIA Rulers who want to unleash war know very well that they must procure or invent a first victim.
ELIAS CANETTI The wealth of the country, its capital, its credit, must be saved from the predatory poor as well as...
JAMES J. HILL It's the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion.
REBECCA WEST The universe did not invent justice. Man did. Unfortunately, man must reside in the universe.
ROGER ZELAZNY The first thing that an architect must do is to sense that every building you build is a world of it...
LOUIS KAHN An economy growing at 7 percent per year, can and must find the resources ... to improve the lives o...
SONIA GANDHI Every age, after all, must have its own aisling and dream of a better, kinder, happier, shared world...
MICHAEL D. HIGGINS In order to rise
From its own ashes
A phoenix
First
Must
Burn.
OCTAVIA E. BUTLER It is the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion.
REBECCA WEST See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy.
H. RAP BROWN If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
CARL SAGAN A life without problems is a life less likely to be.
VANCE B.. CHAN It is dangerous for a poor mind to handle money,for they become poorer because of the untimely money...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) WHATEVER CAN BE DONE TODAY MUST BE DONE TODAY; FOR TOMORROW HAS ITS OWN OBLIGATIONS.
JOB LAZARUS OKELLO. Nothing ever becomes real till experienced – even a proverb is no proverb until your life has illu...
JOHN KEATS The problem with competition is that it takes away the requirement to set your own path, to invent y...
SETH GODIN In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.
GEORGE ELIOT In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.
GEORGE ELIOT In the vain laughter of folly, wisdom hears half its applause.
T.S. ELIOT If we have no heretics we must invent them, for heresy is essential to health and growth.
YEVGENY ZAMYATIN We must do our work for its own sake, not for fortune or attention or applause.
STEVEN PRESSFIELD It's a joke - a bad joke, but a joke.
JULIAN KURTZ He brings the most beautiful part of me: laughter. At its loudest.
HENANNIE ZARAGOZA Laugh until you cry;
never let your eyes look dry
This is not a matter of joke;
this ...
MUNIA KHAN For it is not needful, to use a common proverb, that one should drink up the ocean who wishes to lea...
IRENAEUS OF LYONS The century of aeroplanes deserves its own music. As there are no precedents, I must create anew.
CLAUDE DEBUSSY Any private security is a joke in a country where you're up against your own government.
BIDZINA IVANISHVILI The work must be its own reward. I got that early on. And I'm blessed by meeting my own standard...
AL JARREAU Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
GOETHE A Rechabite poor Will must live,
And drink of Adam's ale.
MATTHEW PRIOR People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing....
TOMMY CHONG Yet as the proverb says, 'In vino veritas,' whether with boys, or without them (In allusion to two p...
PLATO Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a proverb is no proverb to you till your li...
JOHN KEATS When you invent a new spear, of course you will invent a new shield,
SUN MICROSYSTEMS A poor man is like a foreigner in his own country.
ALI TALIB A poor man is like a foreigner in his own country.
ALI IBN ABI TALIB A proverb is the child of experience.
ENGLISH PROVERB You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.
ROBERT STEVENSON Novelists invent characters; poets invent themselves.
MARTY RUBIN What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes.
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