A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.


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If you go to work on your goals, your goals will go to work on you. If you go to work on your plan, ...
JIM ROHN
Narrative has been part of human consciousness for a long time. And if it has played a part in all t...
JIM CRACE
I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it...
JIM MORRISON
Tens of thousands of brave Americans died to break the chains of British tyranny so that the princip...
JIM GERLACH
You can't be unhappy in the middle of a big, beautiful river.
JIM HARRISON
The injustices endured by black Americans at the hands of their own government have no parallel in o...
JIM WEBB
Martin Luther King was a misguided leader. He worked to be recognized as the leader of black America...
JIM BROWN
Bush may be a strong leader in the war on terrorism, but on budget deficits he is missing-in-action.
JIM COOPER
Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At le...
JIM ROHN
I would love to have a role with the Browns. I think that's what every ex-player would like to d...
JIM BROWN
I'm stuck with being No. 32 for the Cleveland Browns. I can't do anything about that, and I ...
JIM BROWN
Boundary setting is really a huge part of time management.
JIM LOEHR
Yet only the atrocities of the conquered are referred to as criminal acts; those of the conqueror ar...
JIM FERGUS
I looked at her, with her hair spilled out on the pillows and the warmth of her body warming mine. A...
JIM THOMPSON
British actors come at acting from a slightly different angle. Because a lot of the films are cast o...
JIM STURGESS
With new jobs, new ideas, and growing confidence that our brightest days lie ahead, Wisconsin is on ...
JIM DOYLE
I like reflecting the culture I understand best, spotting the idiosyncrasies of British people and r...
JIM BROADBENT
During school, I'd advertise cars in the University of British Columbia newspaper.
JIM PATTISON
The first time I drew a Superman story was 'For Tomorrow' with Brian Azzarello in 2004. It d...
JIM LEE
The financial report makes it very clear that if we got into honest budgeting today, that in fact we...
JIM COSTA
Historically, there has been a bull market in commodities every 20 or 30 years.
JIM ROGERS
Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors' annual med...
JIM GERLACH
Mr. Speaker, we have reached a point in history where some have forgotten that it is the family, not...
JIM RYUN
I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around th...
JIM CARREY
Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger aroun...
JIM BUTCHER
There's enormous progressive activism and, more often than not, success at the grassroots level ...
JIM HIGHTOWER
What created democracy was Thomas Paine and Shays' Rebellion, the suffragists and the abolitioni...
JIM HIGHTOWER
In my home State of Minnesota, I have seen firsthand the importance of Byrne grants to local police ...
JIM RAMSTAD
A debate has one purpose, one purpose only, and that is to facilitate the exchange of ideas directly...
JIM LEHRER
My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.
JIM CARREY
I wanted to be a bus driver when I was a kid. I look at bus driving through the eyes of a little boy...
JIM LEHRER
Success and money can really be quite blinding.
JIM HARRISON
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
JIM BACKUS
Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls. He showed me how to bluff a bull.
JIM FOWLER
There are only about a half dozen things that make 80% of the difference in any area of our lives.
JIM ROHN
Get around people who have something of value to share with you. Their impact will continue to have ...
JIM ROHN
A good objective of leadership is to help those who are doing poorly to do well and to help those wh...
JIM ROHN