Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

The Devil tempts that he may ruin and destroy; God tests that He may crown.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, _Homo ventrambulans_.