Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

A vice president in an advertising agency is a "molehill man" who has until 5 PM to make a molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.