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All the (wildlife removal) operators in the city alone, together, we take the better part of 1,000 skunks a year from the area.


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BURNIE BURNS Affliction's sons are brothers in distress; A brother to relieve, how exquisite the bliss!
ROBERT BURNS In most films music is brought in at the end, after the picture is more or less locked, to amplify t...
KEN BURNS There is an animated version of 'Lazer Team,' with all the action sequences, that exists. It...
BURNIE BURNS It is natural for a young fellow to like the acquaintance of females and customary for him to keep t...
ROBERT BURNS I've got to restructure all my personal life now in order to accommodate public service, which i...
MAX BURNS O thou great, unknown Power! Thou Almighty God, who hast lighted up reason in my breast and blessed ...
ROBERT BURNS Vocational education programs have made a real difference in the lives of countless young people nat...
CONRAD BURNS The joy of my heart is to 'study men, their manners, and their ways,' and for this darling o...
ROBERT BURNS The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as cl...
GEORGE BURNS At my age flowers scare me.
GEORGE BURNS You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
GEORGE BURNS I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
GEORGE BURNS Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
GEORGE BURNS I've been a swimmer and a diver for quite a while. It was something that I think I got too comfo...
BROOKE BURNS You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious.
RON BURNS Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.
GEORGE BURNS There's usually not a game when somebody is not there.
BECKY BURNS The cost of the shelter operation is supported by the city, but it's not nearly enough to cover all ...
BECKY BURNS Cleaning my room is definitely my last priority. I usually put if off until it gets so bad that I ca...
BECKY BURNS The cost of the shelter operation is supported by the city, but it's not nearly enough to cover all ...
BECKY BURNS Lawsuits - and frivolous lawsuits - are just sapping the life out of the people who perform the serv...
CONRAD BURNS I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
GEORGE BURNS They came to us for a solution to the problem of wave damage along the canals.
BILL BURNS The idea is to get all of this information together and then look at it from a weak-link-in-the-chai...
BILL BURNS [How parents react can vary dramatically.] Some experience joy, fulfillment, and relief, ... They ma...
BILL BURNS The bottom line is, don't order over the Internet. Go to your doctor, get a prescription and then ge...
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