Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.
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Frankie has improved and improved and improved.
BUD OGDEN What it really tells you is that technology has improved a lot but nonetheless nothing is 100% foolp...
ANTHONY TANG The human race has improved everything, but the human race.
ADLAI STEVENSON Kurt has improved dramatically every year.
ED KELLERMAN Boris has improved greatly since last year.
BOBBY SOTO A lot of money has been invested, but people's lives have improved little.
GUO SHUQING Jody has played in a practice match and has improved,
GLENN HODDLE There are several pitches that she's improved on. She played for several summer league teams last ye...
ALANA LAMORTE Annie was frustrated in the preseason but she's steadily improved and has seven goals.
ALISON PRESTON I've improved out of sight,
GLENN MCGRATH We came out feeling that we were really improved.
DANIEL MALY Van Buren is much improved.
MIKE HARPER A book under review will always be improved.
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL If you look at the underlying numbers you'll see that underlying trade has improved. It looks like e...
GEORGE BUCKLEY Callum may be the most improved player from last year to this year, ... His ball striking has greatl...
ERNEST ROSS The situation certainly has improved, no question about it.
BEN CUNNINGHAM He has become so aggressive. He really improved offensively.
MATT GIAMPIETRO I've got some good days, I've got some bad. (But my) game has definitely improved.
ED CLARK I think we've improved, apart from the injuries, ... We've improved our athleticism.
KEVIN O'CONNOR Worries over political risks have eased and sentiment has improved.
ALEX HUANG Texas' current retention policy has not demonstrated any evidence of improving student success. It h...
CHRIS PATTERSON I've improved as a run blocker and pass blocker, but the knowledge of the game is where I've improve...
LUKE KNAUF That's a much-improved Sen-eca team, but it's not something a casual fan will see,
BILL FISHER Caleb's done a great job all spring. His release has improved, his passing has improved. He knows th...
DAN HAMMERSCHMIDT We have improved a lot. There has been a radical, 180-degree change here. This team will be much mor...
FRANCISCO PALENCIA But democracy isn't a state of perfection. It has to be improved, and that means constant vigilance.
ANTONIO TABUCCHI Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved.
ANN DOUGLAS The Japanese economy has improved and we expect this to continue.
ARMIN MEKELBURG He causes problems. He has improved his perimeter game so much.
FLIP SAUNDERS We have greatly improved. It's just that everybody else has too.
MARK MCCRAY Overall, the region has improved, because economic growth is very strong.
KALMAN MIZSEI There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.
PATTY BERG Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes.
PETER DRUCKER Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes.
PETER F. DRUCKER I think 'Humans' has massively improved me as an actor.
EMILY BERRINGTON The traffic situation in Beijing has not deteriorated. In places, it has improved, but of course in ...
LIU XIAOMING Ignorance can be improved; willful ignorance and inaction is inexcusable.
DAVID BROCK Lehmann, Kahn and Hildebrand have all improved this season,
JURGEN KLINSMANN Campus climate is getting better, but it can always be improved,
DANA JOHNSON He has been playing well so far this season. He has really improved his play.
DON REID The Japanese economy, as the approval of foreign investors has been showing, has undoubtedly improve...
MASAKI ISO Katie has improved her blocking and will be able to attack a high ball real well. Ashley has improve...
JOANN HOLVERSON But democracy isn't a state of perfection. It has to be improved, and that means constant vigila...
ANTONIO TABUCCHI Ryan has had a very good season. He could always shoot, but he's improved his overall game a lot.
CHARLIE KEMPPAINEN There is little evidence that our individual intelligence has improved through recorded history.
JAMES LOVELOCK He really has improved his technique. His style is much different. He attacks.
BRET WOJCIK I think our fielding has improved a lot. They're coming along really well.
CINDY PAULEY Oakland has really improved itself, Seattle has improved itself and Anaheim has a ton of young playe...
JON DANIELS Everything can be improved.
C. W. BARRON really improved their game.
JAMES MILLER Curiosity improved the cat
BRANDON NANKIVELL Improved turnout will give parliament and government the appearance of being more legitimate.
PETER LYNCH Her scoring has vastly improved. She's got the distance with her game, but she needs to learn to app...
DAVID MOSKOVITS (Will) has improved leaps and bounds between this year and last year. He's really found his rhythm a...
KRISTY MCCLAIN Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.
KEVIN SMITH Since the offer on January 27, the value of the underlying bid has improved.
ADITYA MITTAL As technology has improved, our digital lives have only grown more tangled and cluttered.
RYAN HOLMES The quality of the merchandise has improved and...the service levels are very high.
DOROTHY LAKNER We've improved on defence immensely and we've improved our center ice immensely. What that translate...
BOB CLARKE Sam (Brooks) played a really nice game. He has steadily improved as the season has gone on.
CHRIS SAMPSON It's a healthy rivalry that has improved both teams. There's respect but there's also a huge desire ...
CLAUDIO REYNA Ohaeri has improved significantly, but he's more than doubtful this week. I would like to err on the...
SONNY LUBICK That will not happen again. We've improved, and we're much better than that now.
JAKE BACON Little opportunities should be improved.
FRANCOIS FENELON What gets measured gets improved.
ROBIN S. SHARMA Little opportunities should be improved.
FRANCOIS FTNELON I think they've improved it.
LOGAN STOKELY All schools have improved attendance.
MICHAEL PICARSIC The great revolution in our industry is that the quality of design has steadily improved.
HUGH FUTRELL Charity is arguably our most improved player and Bianca has shown mental toughness all season.
STEVE BORDEN Blake has improved, as a player, probably the most. He might be first and second.
TERRY HOEPPNER Water quality has improved dramatically. Drinking water is very secure and even better than before.
DU YUXIN That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Weiner's numbers have improved, but it's still a close race for second.
LEE MIRINGOFF Everyone's really close. We improved a lot, but so did everybody else.
MATT HAYES Christina stepped up for us. She has been playing well throughout the holidays and has improved for ...
GARY CRANE It has improved significantly. This has been an issue over the years. We have tightened up the contr...
JOE RINALDO Our future schedule will work as a gauge to see how much we have improved.
KRISTY OREM The federal government has exempted poor working families from income taxes since the 1980s because ...
JASON LEVITIS We've improved the machine, found some good tires and I think I've improved my riding as well over ...
NICKY HAYDEN She really improved on her points.
DESIRE MCDOUGALL It's team-wide how we improved.
COURTNEY JONES Improving the soil improved the man.
MICHAEL POLLAN In the rich world, the environmental situation has improved dramatically. In the United States, the ...
BJORN LOMBORG Eric has dramatically improved the profitability of McAfee during 2005, significantly growing net op...
GEORGE SAMENUK Safety on our highways has improved significantly, with the help of the Legislature and the media.
JANE D. HULL Matt Stephens has played his best golf the last four rounds. He's really improved his game.
BRANDON BURKS Kiva has improved daily and is going to evolve into an impact player in this program.
CINDY FISHER Adam has improved immensely over the last two years he did a good job for us.
JASON ROSTORFER But regional planning needs to be improved when implementing the principle of reduction.
CHEN HAORAN No change to target price or basic fundamental assumptions, but share price weakness has materially ...
GARY CHASE As the market has rebounded and as the economy has improved, so has the appetite and dollars availab...
BOB BARNETT We live longer and healthier lives than ever before. Animal research has improved the treatment of i...
ROBERT WINSTON Hamish won't be available for the match, his ribs just haven't improved enough.
JOHN BRACEWELL Every linebacker on that team had some bad habits to get rid of, and that's what he did, improved al...
EDGERTON HARTWELL Every linebacker on that team had some bad habits to get rid of, and that's what he did, improved al...
EDGERTON HARTWELL There was little in it then and we have improved in the last year, ... It looks fifty-fifty but we'r...
GUUS HIDDINK We improved our serving percentage from Tuesday's match.
DEBBIE GIBSON There's no good idea that can't be improved on.
MICHAEL EISNER I couldn't find my game. His forehand is very good, and he's improved the backhand so much. That's w...
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
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WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start...
WILL ROGERS The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each part...
WILL ROGERS The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried...
WILL ROGERS The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long ...
WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
WILL ROGERS Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the ...
WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best o...
WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS Compared to them I
WILL ROGERS The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up...
WILL ROGERS We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR C...
WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
WILL ROGERS Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
WILL ROGERS A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at...
WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
WILL ROGERS The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c...
WILL ROGERS There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
WILL ROGERS There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set. If you have los...
WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomac...
WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
WILL ROGERS This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a h...
WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
WILL ROGERS When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
WILL ROGERS If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session ...
WILL ROGERS Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
WILL ROGERS In day-to-day commerce, television is not so much interested in the business of communications as in...
WILL ROGERS Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting ...
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
WILL ROGERS You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people th...
WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
WILL ROGERS I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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