Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone