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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.


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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and their politicians as jokes.
WILL ROGERS I think the trouble people have had taking me seriously is the media has spun my campaign as a joke,...
JUSTIN JEFFRE People are taking this storm quite seriously.
LEE MCCONNELL People change their opinion according to your position. And both politicians and bureaucrats begin t...
RAJEEV SHUKLA A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dis...
BOB SAGET Our world will not die as the result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of ban...
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
GILBERT K. CHESTERTON Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
GILBERT KEITH CHESTERTON Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
G.K. CHESTERTON Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
G. K. CHESTERTON MasterCard should lighten up, they are taking their name 'Master' too seriously, ... This is America...
RALPH NADER The comedians indulge us in laughter, the politicians amuse us with blunder
DR.MOHAMMED FAIG ABAD ALRAZAK Zimbabwe are in tough group and will be taking this match seriously which is good for us.
KALUSHA BWALYA A person who is humanitarian by soul has a great scope of becoming a true comedian, but let remember...
ANUJ SOMANY In a strange way, the issue is not as salient, as important or resonates on Main Street as much as p...
STEPHEN HESS A lot of people probably are going to start taking us a little more seriously.
LEVANCE FIELDS I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.
WILL FERRELL Whoever is planning a nuclear war or seriously thinking about using nuclear weapons must directly be...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN The majority of people think their children's lives will not be as good as theirs. Nearly half o...
KATHLEEN TROIA MCFARLAND Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on...
ROBERT ORBEN Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
UNKNOWN It's a cliche in the army, but people always say you'll fight as you train, so we're taking our trai...
JAMIE WHITE I think the military's conclusion is premature and it unfortunately will send the message that they ...
IBRAHIM HOOPER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES It's amazing how seriously they're taking their positions.
NANCY HOLLOWAY There's a lot of different styles of hypnosis. There's conversational hypnosis, which, even ...
KEITH BARRY The intention which is fixed on God as its only end will keep people steady in their purposes, and d...
THOMAS KEMPIS The politicians of New York have everything that is necessary to make proper decisions and they will...
TOM HAYDEN If you take a look out there in the Gulf, it's a scary scenario, but the good thing is people are ta...
DON HARRISON But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me.
JEAN RENO We are taking the decline of these killer whales seriously and we will work to sustain and support t...
BOB LOHN You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence to some people without being a joke or an embarr...
MARK MANSON The police response is to look into it as to whether it's a joke or it's serious. The threat is some...
KAMMIE MICHAEL Too many of the career politicians, the established politicians in Washington on both sides of the a...
MATT BEVIN It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get ...
H. L. MENCKEN It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get ...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN People are so docile right now. It is almost as if good government means when the politicians lie to...
JAMES BOVARD Television, my dear Daniel, is the Antichrist, and I can assure you that after only three or four ge...
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN We are taking these recommendations seriously.
LARRY JACKSON I think Bell and Rogers are probably formulating their opinions on the subject.
DOUG COOPER When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke
LIONEL STRACHEY Oil markets are already reacting. We've already seen that Iran is willing to talk about using oil as...
IAN BREMMER I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
SANDRA CHAMI KASSIS They are not taking our proposal seriously.
CHARLENE JONES If [politicians] are going to go after this demographic, it's not just about the issues but about fa...
DAVID KING He made a joke out of everything and took things as they came.
JOSEPH WILLIAMS Many countries - as well as cities, states and provinces - are taking global warming seriously and a...
DAVID SUZUKI The only good thing about people not taking me seriously is that I'm not serious myself!
RAMANA PEMMARAJU Some people are suspicious. Some people just don't believe me. And then other people think that it's...
BEN BAILEY We don't see the joke in wearing these helmets and think they are in bad taste. A lot is possible in...
FRANK HUIZINGA We're done with the amateur hacker phase and into the serious electronic crime era. The problem real...
BOB BLAKELY LOVE is the answer to everything! Seriously! Everything!
The Little People Journey into the Mys...
CHRIS DISANO DAVENPORT I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work se...
MARGOT FONTEYN I hate people who say, “Good moaning,” instead of, “Good morning.” What kind of a wanker, ar...
KARL WIGGINS People are tired of seeing politicians as all talk and no action.
DONALD TRUMP A lot of times, people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misu...
TIG NOTARO It is a significant acknowledgment that the way people are watching television is changing and the m...
JEFF ZUCKER The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their ow...
ALEXIS DE TOCQUEVILLE The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS Politicians always pretend that they are representing the people,but the fact is they are all out to...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, Dale Evans - these people are giants, legends; their names are household wor...
NORM CROSBY What is obnoxious about the motives of politicians - whatever those motives may be - is that politic...
P. J. O'ROURKE Comedians are people who embarrass themselves in style.
A.D. POSEY The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work se...
MARGOT FONTEYN If we take it according to the way the evidence was presented, that was about the twelfth of 78 witn...
JEFF JUSTICE Whether someone thought it was a joke, we take it very seriously. This is a food-tampering issue.
KAREN BURK All writers want to know that someone is reading their work, taking them seriously. It provides a ki...
FELICE PICANO You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place o...
JOHN KRASINSKI The Danes don't take themselves seriously at all and look for the joke in everything. Us Scots a...
JAMIE SIVES Your reality is someone's dream, Ur dreams are someone's joke, Ur joke are someone’s reality. Don'...
CYNTHIA A The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's wor...
MARGOT FONTEYN Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriousl...
WOODY ALLEN Taking me seriously is a big mistake. I certainly wouldn't.
ANI DIFRANCO Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.
HARUKI MURAKAMI There are people who can start having very powerful experiences without taking psychedelics. It can ...
STANISLAV GROF Everything we say has metamessages indicating how our words are to be interpreted: Is this a serious...
DEBORAH TANNEN We're taking this storm seriously and are urging our customers to do likewise.
GEISHA WILLIAMS No one is taking it seriously enough.
CHRIS DODD They are very much taking it seriously. We're very optimistic.
CECILIA JOHNSON Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you u...
BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH Making people uncomfortable is one of my hobbies. I'm always hoping that half the people get the...
JOSH HOMME We say to her, 'Seriously, people will think you are taking the mickey out of them if you say that w...
CATHERINE TATE We are taking this very seriously. The process is cumbersome, but it does provide for due process.
ERIC BEHRENS The Government is taking this very seriously. The first thing is that there are understandable conce...
BILL RAMMELL Critics at their best are independent voices; people take seriously their responsibility to see as m...
TERRY TEACHOUT This is an initiative of the people, and a lot of times the politicians don't want to do the will of...
CLIFF NELLIS It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.
OSCAR WILDE Changing laws and changing the political dialogue, while necessary, is insufficient to ensure that b...
CHELSEA CLINTON To show that a comedian on stage in India talking about sanitation or in South Africa talking about ...
HASAN MINHAJ The bad news for journalists today is that the media, however seriously people who are in the public...
ALASTAIR CAMPBELL People can have their opinions about everything in the world, but people's opinions end where the ti...
C. JOYBELL C. I know he is taking this very seriously.
MAUREEN CADDIGAN Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?'
'He is making a joke, no,'...
JOHN FLANAGAN Just as XML is taking over integration categories, people will choose ODF.
ARTHUR FONTAINE Our lives are changed by surrounding ourselves with people who are changing their lives.
ERIC PARROTT Ill timed flatulence is God's way of letting you know you are taking things too seriously.
GREG HAPPEL He could find humor in anything. He taught me that the Craft can be light hearted as well and that i...
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WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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