When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.

We'll show the world we are prosperous, even if we have to go broke to do it.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.

Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.