Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved in the broth.

Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved in the broth

Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know that right and left shoes were thought up only a little more than a century ago?

A good ad should be like a good sermon: It must not only comfort the afflicted, it also must afflict the comfortable.

Teenagers travel in droves, packs, swarms. To the librarian, they're a gaggle of geese. To the cook, they're a scourge of locusts. To department stores they're a big beautiful exaltation of larks. all lovely and loose and jingly.

The number of medals on an officer's breast varies in inverse proportion to the square of the distance of his duties from the front line