Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century to take it away from them.

The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.