While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century to take it away from them.
Will Rogers
Related When times get hard, unbearable, and there seems to be no hope or way out in sight; remember this: Y... NICOLE SHURRI HASTINGS Among the very rich you will never find a really generous man, even by accident. They may give their... G. K. CHESTERTON Among the rich you will never find a really generous man even by accident. They may give their money... G.K. CHESTERTON Even if you're smart enough to close them down, the credit score will be damaged if you do more than... JAMES LUCAS These animals are smart enough to observe behaviors and imitate them. INGRID PORTON A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough ... JOHN C. MAXWELL A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enoug... JOHN C. MAXWELL I'm smart but not enough--just smart enough to have problems. NED VIZZINI Many people will often say you are a Smart, you are a Genius, give them a chance and they will say i... DAVID SIKHOSANA You are already smart enough to figure out how to get anything you want in life. LORRIN L. LEE If they'd like to run against President Bush, ... I question whether they are smart enough to take o... MITCH MCCONNELL When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart e... NORM CROSBY When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart... NORM CROSBY When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart ... NORM CROSBY We weren't getting enough offense without her. She's smart enough to play with two fouls. MUFFETT MCGRAW I think the business community is smart enough to realise that just having a trade union is not enou... MARJORIE SCARDINO It's not in the interests of the self-serving government to educate the masses to the point where th... CHRISTINA ENGELA I know you're smart. But everyone here is smart. Smart isn't enough. The kind of people I want on my... RANDY PAUSCH I feel that if defenses now sit back on me I'm prepared enough to pick them apart or if they want to... ISAIAH STANBACK You should be smart enough to understand how dumb you are! PRIYANKA CHAUHAN There are always answers. We just have to be smart enough. JOHN GREEN When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't sma... NORM CROSBY Take Hispanic voters. They favor Democrats because they like the party's programs, from health c... GAIL COLLINS We can all make music individually. But we are smart enough to know that the music we make together ... PETER BUCK Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em. MAE WEST I suppose I’ve come a long way from: being drunk enough to drive; tired enough to replac... PHIL VOLATILE I'm smart enough to know to work with smart people. IDINA MENZEL if you're dumb enough to buy it i'm smart enough to sell it to you. JOHN KOVACICH Every opportunity that comes your way, you can't take lightly. You have to take it very, very se... CHRIS KLEIN One of my intentions with 'Rookie' is for the girls reading it to know that they are already... TAVI GEVINSON The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE If the Democrats are smart, they will play this thing until it's completely overhauled. CELINDA LAKE There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this... TOM ROBBINS There are two things that I cannot resist: one is musicals and the other is a spaceship in trouble. ... JOSS WHEDON Yes, but none of them can steal my ship. None of them are smart enough to know that it wa... HOWARD TAYLER If you are not getting the results you want you are either not working hard enough or not working sm... JEFFREY BENJAMIN Enough is enough, and we need to get it under control now. People who should be paying rent or buyin... CHRIS GREEN It seems that the kids are doing more at home now, outside of our school. We talk about that a lot, ... JENNIFER PEHMOELLER Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask fo... ZIAD K. ABDELNOUR He's not getting enough from Washington, he's not getting enough from Albany - and it's the Republic... JOE MERCURIO Women are more than smart enough to see that McCain's policies are a disaster... He is anti- eve... GLORIA STEINEM They are incredibly active and have to be worked. If you don't, they become neurotic and they're sma... STANLEY COREN There's no smoking gun in this study. The answers are all in there but we're just not smart enoug... EVAN EICHLER Votes against him probably only look political. There's not enough distance between Democrats and ch... JENNIFER DUFFY Sometimes weakness is a weapon. If you're smart enough to use it. JAY KRISTOFF The effort to reconcile science and religion is almost always made, not by theologians, but by scien... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN [Last week, George W. Bush told] New York Times ... I'm smart enough to know what I don't know. MAUREEN DOWD Consumers are smart enough to know that they don't 'drive' health care when it comes to treating a p... BILL VAUGHAN People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave. JAMES RANDI It's the same scenario we faced in training camp and the same as in the regular season, but we've ha... STEVE SULLIVAN I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb. RICHARD FEYNMAN [On the one hand, file sharing is] as close to a broadband killer application as we've got in the U.... JOSEPH LASZLO The changes that take place when liberal Democrats replace not so liberal or compassionate Republica... DAVID T. DELLINGER He's definitely smart enough, JOE THORNTON Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... We are far from perfect but willing to be different. CRAIG GROESCHEL The software guys haven't been shooting high enough. But as the performance available becomes higher... LINLEY GWENNAP If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands ... NORMAN MAILER Most of our workers are on the phone all day or need to be interacting with co-workers. We don't hav... MARK YELLEN You are the best person to know the best way to achieve your dreams. Although people will always hav... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-one it, people like me. AL FRANKEN I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it people like me. STUART SMALLEY Some people are very nice, until you get to meet them BEN OAK But we can also ask for something we are much more likely to get, and that is to find a person or tw... LEMONY SNICKET Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. RAHEEL FAROOQ We're right there to play with every team in the conference. We're talented enough, we fight hard en... MALIK HAIRSTON It's just not a big deal. At some point, I expect it would be in the next week or two, somebody will... PETER GLASKOWSKY The role of the
Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to
think of themselve... LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It
has no power to explain even some
of the most basic principl... LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if
someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically... LEWIS N. ROE We're smart enough and a veteran enough team to know we wouldn't get it all back in the second quart... BRIAN FLANAGAN Jeff is quick enough to play guard, strong enough to play tackle and smart enough to play both. You ... JASON MCENDOO However much you wanted someone to want you, there was nothing you could do to make it happen. Whate... MANNA FRANCIS I think everyone is entitled to our heritage and should not be denied it. It is elitist not to teach... JOHN BELL Grades are more important, so they needed to be there. We talked during the week about self-discipli... TOM O'CONNOR Your faith will not fail while God sustains it; you are not strong enough to fall away while God is ... J.I. PACKER A lot of these kids are smart enough to do well in college, but a chance to play basketball is what ... DAN JURDY Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man dumb enough to marr... CLAUDE MARCHAND Democrats are the shoplifters of politics while the Republicans are seasoned professional bank robbe... BOBBY W. MILLER If you make it a hard-and-fast rule, there are kids that slip in cracks in between and it doesn't tr... GREG LINLEY This is a love story with six protagonists, ... And it's about a girl on the cusp of womanhood, a gi... MARK ADAMO The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m... ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt... ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank... ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ... ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate... ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ... ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices. ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag... ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future. ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea... ANDREW TO (The Falcons) kept it interesting. We didn't ever pull away to 15, 20 points. They'd keep it close e... LARRY DINS When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
to start by assuming that it is impossib... LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we
currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE The guys are smart enough to know that this was a mismatch. These guys lost seven players (to academ... BARRY ALVAREZ Webster lapsed into silence. Started thinking hard. He was a smart enough bureaucrat to know if you ... LEE CHILD The world has enough women who know how to be smart. It needs women who are willing to be simple. Th... PETER MARSHALL The way you deal with us is not to bully and not to threaten, and the mayor is smart enough to know ... JOE BRUNO The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing... KEVIN ZEESE I feel like I'm not smart enough to answer the questions I'm asked. BRET ELLIS
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WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work. WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po... WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot... WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. 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