Don't ever make the same mistake twice, unless it pays.


Mae West

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I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
Don't be afraid to make a mistake. But make sure you don't make the same mistake twice.
AKIO MORITA
You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, i...
STEVEN DENN
Don't be afraid to make a mistake. But make sure you don't make the same mistake twice.
AKIO MORITA
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
ANONYMOUS
Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to not make the same mistake twice.
STEPHANIE PERKINS
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS
I don't want to make the same mistake twice. I don't want to tell myself it's over when it's not.
JODI PICOULT
How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST
Our motto is whenever you make a mistake, do it twice.
NEIL FINN
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON
Sometimes the only way to fix a mistake- is to make it twice.
JULIANNA BAGGOTT
Anne: "But have you ever noticed one encouraging thing about me, Marilla? I never make the same mist...
L.M. MONTGOMERY
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Looks like Yoga is getting a good run in the West. However, I dont think Kara Linga will make it....
MANJUNAN GNANARATNAM
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Experience is what keeps a man who makes the same mistake twice from admitting it the third time aro...
TERRY MCCORMICK
Lord, deliver me from the person who never makes a mistake, and also from the person who makes the s...
WILLIAM JAMES MAYO
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
JANE HEARD
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
The only mistake I really don’t make is that I never make the same mistake again.
VIKRANT PARSAI
It made me want to focus and get my grades up and not make the same mistake twice. I knew I wanted t...
JOEY SEVERINO
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
MAE WEST
Think twice before you make a mistake that you'll regret for the rest of your life.
ALEKSANDR SEBRYAKOV
Am I let down that I made the same mistake twice? ... Yes, I should have learned from the first figh...
DIEGO CORRALES
In all the work we do, our most valuable asset can be the attitude of self-examination. It is forgiv...
DALE E. TURNER
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same...
HERACLITUS
The kid from Clayton was pretty aggressive and he just got caught. James is a little upset with hims...
BRIAN FARNHAM
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
But have you ever noticed one encouraging thing about me, Marilla? I never make the same mistake twi...
LUCY MAUD MONTGOMERY
A mistake isn’t a mistake unless it can’t be put right.
SOPHIE KINSELLA
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.
HERACLITUS
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.
HERACLITUS OF EPHESUS
He makes himself ridiculous who is for ever repeating the same mistake.
UNKNOWN
Once is a Mistake But Twice is not a Mistake!
SAHIB DINO
The mistake people make is in believing that things will stay the same. An even bigger mistake is wa...
ELIZABETH ALRAUNE
Failure is not the final fall.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
Ever afternoon, me and Baby Girl set in the. rocking chair before her nap. Ever afternoon, I tell he...
KATHRYN STOCKETT
Never regret if there is mistake & set back in life,take lesson from mistake & move forward with det...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
Online, ... if all your pieces look the same, collectors will buy one and move on. I never, ever pai...
JEFF COHEN
I've never seen Matsui ever make a mistake. That's the weirdest thing.
ALEX RODRIGUEZ
If people are not making mistakes, they are not trying new things. If they are making the same mista...
WALTER C. WRIGHT
It is not once nor twice but times without number that the same ideas make their appearance in the ...
ARISTOTLE
It is not once nor twice but times without number that the same ideas make their appearance in the w...
ARISTOTLE
The Islamic Republic pays great cost to control and prevent transfer of narcotics to West.
MANOUCHEHR MOTTAKI
You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever flowing on to you.
HERACLITUS OF EPHESUS
You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever flowing on to you.
You could not step twice into the same river; for other waters are ever flowing on to you.
HERACLITUS
Sometimes a "mistake" can end up being the best decision you ever make.
MANDY HALE
Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, 'Too much of a go...
WARREN BUFFETT
It was a mistake not to get U S West involved sooner ... in this case, where U S West clearly has th...
ERIC MELLOUL
Unless you decide to make a difference, things will remain the same
SOTONYE ANGA
Every time he opens his mouth I have absolutely no idea what he’s gonna say. He’s the most hones...
ETHAN HAWKE
Falling for him would be like cliff diving. It would be either the most exhilarating thing that ever...
COLLEEN HOUCK
I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.
JANET EVANOVICH
Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has e...
STEPHEN HARPER
It is concerning to me that the same thing happened twice at the same location.
TIM MANNING
When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays twice as much in taxes as he former...
H. L. MENCKEN
It is disgraceful to stumble against the same stone twice
GREEK PROVERB
I know I'm going to make mistakes, but you try to minimize them. Don't make the same ones tw...
MALIK JACKSON
Melodrama and melodramatic are not the same thing, and often people make the mistake of confusing th...
JAMES GRAY
Everything changes but change itself. Everything flows and nothing remains the same...You cannot ste...
HERACLITUS
Think before you do! Don’t ever be in haste to make a mistake, for that can be a big mistake! Thin...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he fo...
H. L. MENCKEN
If you stop enjoying it you should stop doing it. unless it pays the bills; In which case sacrifices...
ALEXIS JOCHMAN
Mae's first impulse was to die of shame, but she realized after a hot, stomach-clenching moment that...
SARAH REES BRENNAN
It is not possible to step twice into the same river
GREEK PROVERB
But what if I make a mistake?' Will asked.

Gilan threw back his head and laughed. 'A mist...
JOHN FLANAGAN
Once is a mistake, twice is a habit...everything else is a lifestyle!
DEYON ANTEKO PITTER
I don't think this has ever happened before, and I don't think it will ever happen again. But it is ...
JAY HEILER
If time heals you didn't learn, cause if you still make the same mistake you can go on with healing ...
HASTASARé
When you make a mistake, there are only three things you should ever do about it: admit it, learn fr...
PAUL "BEAR" BRYANT
It was very rare to see the same girl come down twice.
JEFF OLDHAM
Relationships dont always make sense. Especially from the outside
SARAH DESSEN
The biggest mistake you’ll make is thinking that the biggest mistake you’ll make is making a mis...
CHARLIE JAMES
Any job that pays you is a real job, but unless you can make a living on minimum wage, do not settle...
ALI BABAR
We made the same mistake.
GUY OUELLETTE
Everyone pays the same price. That's the message. We're not stressing the deal.
DEBORAH SILVERMAN
Things never happen the same way twice.
C.S. LEWIS
Great mind thinks the same way twice
SUMAN MITRA
Never cry for the same person twice.
MANOJ VAZ
I never teach the same course twice.
ELIE WIESEL
The biggest mistake a man can make is being nice and hence being fooled. The 2nd biggest ever mistak...
APURVA GAGLANI
It is a silly fish that is caught twice with the same bait.
THOMAS FULLER
It is sometimes a mistake to climb. It is always a mistake to never make the attempt.
NEIL GAIMAN
Make no mistake about it,
BILL MCCOY
Actually I never make a mistake, because it takes a huge effort for me to make a mistake.
JOHAN CRUIJFF
dont let the old break you; let the love make you
BERTRAND RUSSELL
You can't step twice into the same river.
HERACLITUS OF EPHESUS
You cannot step into the same river twice.
HERACLITUS
You can never enter the same river twice.
INDIAN PROVERB
Don't let the same dog bite you twice
CHUCK BERRY
Lightning never strikes twice (in the same place)
PROVERB
Never play a thing the same way twice
LOUIS ARMSTRONG
You cannot step into the same river twice
HERACLITUS OF EPHESUS
Cuba doesn't lose twice to the same team!
JOSE RAMIREZ
Dear Ingrid Bergman, she actually wore the same dress twice and it was something.
PATTY FOX

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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
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Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
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A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
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It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST
So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST
I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST
When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
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Sex is an emotion in motion
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It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
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You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
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To err is human - but it feels divine
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
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There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
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Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
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Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
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Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
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It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
MAE WEST
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
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Sex is emotion in motion.
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A man's kiss is his signature.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
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You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
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When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
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A man in the house is worth two on the street.
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I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
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I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
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Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
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Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
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'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
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Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
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Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
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Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
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It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
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Look your best--who said love is blind?
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You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
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I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST
Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
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Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST
There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
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I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST
Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
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He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
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You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
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I was Snow White but I drifted.
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[Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
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[Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
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Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST
Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
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Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST
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Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
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Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
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He who hesitates is last
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Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
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